Inarticulate Flailing

30. 🇨🇦. arospec masc lesbian (she/her).

[inarticulateflailing]

Veilguard discourse got so bad that it finally made me log off for 2 months and go touch grass. I ran my first 5k race and am training for a triathlon now

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

We've all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So I've hidden this reply, both because it's obnoxious and because I don't want the person who wrote it being harassed for it, but I need you to understand: I don't know you. We are not friends. This is not fun or cute, we are not sharing a charming joke together. You are just being an asshole.

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

literally that is what the post is about, I am saying people should be less eager to jump on any chance to be snarky and rude to total strangers on the internet

[dirtyrainncoat]

It was a 'fuck you' with a ':D' for fucks sake, that's a nice connotation

I think that was a very affectionate 'fuck you'

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

I am frankly at a loss how to explain to you that strangers are not your friends, and what might be taken as affection in your groupchat might not be appropriate for people you don't know and have never spoken to before

[tables-but-with-a-very-long-name]

OP have you ever felt joy in your life.

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Often. Do you find it joyful to state very plainly that you don't enjoy something, and immediately have someone do that thing, smiling, and telling you straight up that they're having a fantastic time doing it?

[necromanticsoul]

I am convinced Neve Gallus has long, beautiful hat pins she uses with her fascinators that she can and will use as a weapon if necessary.

[polykowiak]

No offense but literally nothing and no one is and will ever be out of your league. Nothing is too good for you. Nobody has the right to make you feel like you are not enough or less than you are, you deserve the world.

[apolladay]

Are you able to sleep through the whole night (if you're getting more than six hours of sleep)?

Yes (explain HOW in the tags pls)

No (do people actually sleep thru the night? thought that was a myth)

Bald/Nuance answer

Voting ended onApr 13, 2025

[thecollectibles]

Art by Aaron Hong

[thereinafter-art]

Vivienne reviving a momentarily fallen Cassandra on the battlefield.

(drawn for @black-emporium-exchange 2021)

[semusepsu]

One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

[gallusrostromegalus]

To be entirely fair to the pelican, I have seen humans do much, much dumber things with their infants. The park rangers in Louisiana ha e to regularly tell people to not put their babies on the ground next to the gators for a pic.

In fact, it could be argued that the peculiar grammar used by the pelican in the Put Baby In Pelican Mouth post is deliberate, like how phishers use major grammar errors in their messages so that people too smart for the scam (or smart enough to report them) ignore the emails and the scammer can focus on the most likely marks.

Regardless, the pelican is right: there is absolutely someone dumb enough to put a baby in its mouth because it asked politely. Probably dozens on that beach alone.

[kyraneko]

Put baby in pelican mouth for Instagram photo. Facebook photo of baby in pelican mouth for many likes and also happy asleep baby. So cute baby in pelican mouth for video on TikTok. Youtube short of baby so cute in soft pelican mouth for so many views to Youtube channel. Baby in pelican mouth challenge.

[horsetailcurlers2]

my favorite character archetype is beautiful intimidating sexy woman who is actually a lonely little dork with deep psychic wounds

[sirobvious]

“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

[sirobvious]

I struck a nerve in the billionaire fandom with this one

[sevibun]

professor dekarios if he dressed up

comms

[gaydelgard]

ominous

[quietsphere]

Brennan, about to make the players experience the longest second in the history of dnd:

[inarticulateflailing]

Oh cool, got vagueposted about for my apparently incorrect opinions about *checks notes* DA2. Anyone know what fucking year it is? The DA fandom truly is the gift that keeps on giving

[berryplusbears]

never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy's relationship after the abortion

[dankmemeuniversity]

[foreverpetty]

I’m

[froginakettle]

The youth are lost

[lilyarozanova]

what animal was/is your favorite plush?

bear

bunny

lamb

horse

dog

cat

other (tell me in the tags!!)

Voting ended onApr 14, 2025

i just think it says a lot about the person. my favorite is a bear named theodore