Does This Make Sense?

I hope not. If you have questions, please ask! I love answering them. This will otherwise be quick, random bits of stuff I read in fanfiction and otherwise. I’ll link what I’m reading if it’s online.

[inathingiread]

Worm’s Taylor awakens her powers not in dire danger but rather after wishing upon a star, and instead of bug mastery she’s a Tinker for Mario stuff specifically. Her Bob-ombs are sentient and can survive their explosions. One’s a philosopher.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33474919/chapters/83163697#workskin

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[inathingiread]

One of them’s growing a mustache. It fits his British personality, for all that he shouldn’t be able to do that.

[inathingiread]

Worm’s Taylor awakens her powers not in dire danger but rather after wishing upon a star, and instead of bug mastery she’s a Tinker for Mario stuff specifically. Her Bob-ombs are sentient and can survive their explosions. One’s a philosopher.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33474919/chapters/83163697#workskin

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[inathingiread]

Ahsoka Tano is offered a place at Maul’s side, but she’s way cooler than he is so she offers him a place at her side. Things work out. Palpatine wouldn’t think so, but what does she care?

https://hannagoldworthy.tumblr.com/post/622956104358526976/hannagoldworthy-aces-to-apples

NonniNoodle

Clarification 1 Maul needs new lightsaber crystals, and he and his new master need to get to know each other better.  Luckily, Ahsoka knows

[inathingiread]

Kakashi sank back onto the bed. "Gai! Let us have a youthful challenge over which of us can catch my youthful subordinate first!"

"Yosh!" Gai jumped through the wall.

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7183151/2/

Fanfic: Vulpine Ch 2, Naruto | FanFiction

[inathingiread]

After the North Pole fiasco, Zuko and Iroh head for Ba Sing Se as usual. While in the city, as a result of having extremely delicate water bending used on his eyes to change their color, Zuko learns two critical facts: that non-firebenders count as valid human beings, and that there’s another kind of firebending. The other kind relies on feeding chi into existing flames, thus sculpting them more finely than a ‘traditional’ firebender might. It also allows for healing. As such, Zuko now has a huge advantage over Azula - he’s been working with crappy tools and bad lessons and has had to work around them. Now that he’s got the right idea...

[inathingiread]

Local pillar of society finally feeds touch-starvation, is shocked at own issues. More at 5.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13163142/chapters/31866609#workskin

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[inathingiread]

Your news at 5: he’s a dad now.

[inathingiread]

Local pillar of society finally feeds touch-starvation, is shocked at own issues. More at 5.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13163142/chapters/31866609#workskin

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[inathingiread]

A hero exists whose power - uncontrollable - is to give those in his vicinity terrible visions of potential futures. All Might is afraid of him. Aizawa is afraid of him. Nedzu is afraid of him. All Might, despite his best efforts, can’t even shake his hand. But Kouda, happening across him and fully aware of his quirk, approaches him, gets a vision, and proceeds to shake his hand. All Might says to himself, “and they dare to call *me* the greates hero?”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13163142/chapters/30489192#workskin

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[inathingiread]

Darth Vader, turned traitor, needs to be able to hide the truth of his loyalty from the Emperor. He can’t just keep him out; it would be too suspicious. So he hides himself in a sandstorm of every hopeless thought the Emperor thinks he forced upon him - the self-hatred, the anger, the sorrow and pain. All the emotions contained in the desperate cry of “no” when he first learned of Padme’s death. Hidden in the center, at the bedrock of the desert is the truth - where Palpatine would never think to look. The bedrock means nothing without the storm; the storm cannot exist without the bedrock. He is not one or the other; he is the desert, where slavers fear to venture and slaves flee in desperation.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4568277

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[inathingiread]

Endeavor gets ding-dong-punched by a trio of Todoroki’s friends. Yaoyorozu wears terrible Todoroki cosplay to mess with Endeavor. His name becomes a swear word. And frankly, Aizawa couldn’t care less.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7655554/chapters/17431333

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[inathingiread]

Izuku keeps getting attacked by time-traveling villains as a small child. Class 1-A keeps rescuing him, but since he can’t find their names when he googles them, people think he’s making them up. He keeps inventing much better names for them, at least in Yaoyarozu’s case (he called her Genesis). He very nearly thought I Cannot Stop Twinkling was a villain, because he showed up really early.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/15046934/chapters/34882088

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[inathingiread]

Izuku just met the actual Class 1-A. He’s losing his mind.

[inathingiread]

Izuku keeps getting attacked by time-traveling villains as a small child. Class 1-A keeps rescuing him, but since he can’t find their names when he googles them, people think he’s making them up. He keeps inventing much better names for them, at least in Yaoyarozu’s case (he called her Genesis). He very nearly thought I Cannot Stop Twinkling was a villain, because he showed up really early.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/15046934/chapters/34882088

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[inathingiread]

Raiku’s approach to Nuzzle is to full-on headbutt whatever comes at him. Including if it’s a Miltank hurtling at about a fourth-tier rollout right at him.

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7262793/86/

[inathingiread]

Upon being punched from a Cubone’s mindscape into his own, Ash’s very British Noctowl noticed that, despite being his home forest, the mindscape also included Big Ben.

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7262793/64/

[inathingiread]

Naturally, upon learning a move that grants you an energy version of Excalibur, the sane decision is to charge an army of skeletons representing the grief of an orphaned Pokémon who’s taken on multiple clones of other Pokémon, Mewtwo style, and won.

[inathingiread]

Upon being punched from a Cubone’s mindscape into his own, Ash’s very British Noctowl noticed that, despite being his home forest, the mindscape also included Big Ben.

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7262793/64/

[inathingiread]

Palkia taught himself to talk. He wound up with Meowth’s accent.

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7262793/26/

[inathingiread]

Kid Flash’s cousin, a light manipulator who runs fast (as opposed to a speedster - she can outlast any speedster alive the same way a runner outlasts a sprinter, but they beat her in the short term, and given the size of the planet Earth it she just doesn’t have *room* to outrun them) has been shunted to 1953 or so. Five years later, she has a price on her head in three countries.

http://yj-anon-meme.livejournal.com/6185.html?thread=18002985#t18002985

[inathingiread]

Metropolis’s nickname is The Big Apricot and Cat Grant is about to kick the crap out of Conner Kent (for good reason, though it’s not totally his fault).

[inathingiread]

Batman may have gained some ten children in the last three weeks, but he’s also been running on three hours of sleep per day for that whole time, so whatever’s gonna happen here can wait until he’s ready to deal with it.

Or Catwoman can handle it. That works.

[inathingiread]

Catwoman occasionally sleepwalks into, and out of, unspeakably dangerous heists. As in, stuff she’d never do while awake. Once this involves talking down a suicide jumper.