Incorrect Witcher Quotes

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[inc0rrect-witcher]

jaskier's "we're both better off without him" go on. tell me he wasn't madly in love with geralt. the way his voice goes all shaky and he stumbles and he tears up as he stares off into space near the end of burn butcher burn (you know what I'm talking about)

do it.

look me in the eye and tell me he isn't heartbroken because he was madly in love with geralt.

[inc0rrect-witcher]

Jaskier: If you have any suggestions for me, Geralt, feel free to put it in the suggestion box!

Geralt: That’s a trashcan.

Jaskier: So it is! Oh well!

[inc0rrect-witcher]

Lambert: Yo, that shit was bussin’ bussin’

Eskel: Forreal’ forreal’

Aiden: My lord! These fries are unequivocally fucking BUSSIN’

Vesemir, Tired of their shit: You know what’s not bussing? The ass whooping you’re all about to get.

[inc0rrect-witcher]

i was just talking about it with a friend but one of the biggest tragedies in the witcher series is the translation from polish to english

specifically, jaskier’s name

in the books and games, we english speakers know him as dandelion, but jaskier actually means buttercup. it was changed to dandelion because buttercup sounded too feminine- but in changing the name, you lose the symbolism

yes, a buttercup is a cute, dainty little flower

but it’s also poisonous.

jaskier is pretty and flowery, yes, but beneath his sly glances and flirtatious mannerisms, he’s quite intelligent, and very much deadly when he wants to be

its often easy to forget, but this charismatic, flamboyant bard is also a spy

i think buttercup suits him perfectly

[inc0rrect-witcher]

Lambert: I’m a person of action. You have to act first and learn to apologize later, like I do

Geralt: But you never apologize

Lambert: Well, I would if I was wrong

[inc0rrect-witcher]

Jaskier: My one goal in life is to piss off one person each day

Jaskier: I am currently four years ahead of schedule

[honeysuckletook]

My only question is if this is Jaskier's goal what's Lambert's goal then?

[inc0rrect-witcher]

its the same he’s just 47 years ahead of schedule

[inc0rrect-witcher]

WE WERE FED TODAY MY FRIENDS

JUST LOOK AT HIM

LOOK AT HIM

[inc0rrect-witcher]

its such a low quality screenshot but I SNAGGED THIS FROM THE TRAILER

THE HAT

THE LONGER HAIR

[inc0rrect-witcher]

good morning folks i just noticed something

geralt??

[inc0rrect-witcher]

[on walkie-talkies]

Jaskier: Testing. 1, 2- Geralt, can you hear me?

Geralt, standing directly next to him: Yeah, because I’m right here

Jaskier: Good, good- I can hear you loud and clear

Geralt: Jaskier, I’m right here

Jaskier, finally noticing him:

Jaskier: oh.

[inc0rrect-witcher]

WE WERE FED TODAY MY FRIENDS

JUST LOOK AT HIM

LOOK AT HIM

[inc0rrect-witcher]

its such a low quality screenshot but I SNAGGED THIS FROM THE TRAILER

THE HAT

THE LONGER HAIR

[inc0rrect-witcher]

WE WERE FED TODAY MY FRIENDS

JUST LOOK AT HIM

LOOK AT HIM

[inc0rrect-witcher]

Jaskier: My one goal in life is to piss off one person each day

Jaskier: I am currently four years ahead of schedule

[inc0rrect-witcher]

Geralt, pulling Jaskier from yet another brawl: Dammit, Jaskier, stop it! It’s like you’re looking for trouble!

Jaskier: If I can’t find it, then I’m going to make it!

[inc0rrect-witcher]

Jaskier: Is this seat taken?

Geralt:

Jaskier:

Geralt: Jaskier, that’s my lap.

Jaskier: I know what I said.

Geralt:

[inc0rrect-witcher]

Lambert: You are what you eat!

Vesemir: How did you manage to eat disappointment?

Lambert:

[inc0rrect-witcher]

Jaskier: You love me, right?

Geralt:

Geralt: Normally I would say yes, but I don’t like where this is going.

[inc0rrect-witcher]

Lambert: Yeeted

Eskel: YOTE

Lambert: YEETED

Vesemir:

Vesemir: I just want to know who threw Geralt out the window

[0ryza13]

Jaskier: There's actually a word for throwing someone out a window, it's "defenestration"

[inc0rrect-witcher]

Geralt, storming back into the room, covered in dust and dirt: There’s a word for what I’m about to do to you, it’s “murder”

[inc0rrect-witcher]

guys i was just listening to music and scrolling through my phone

yknow, as one does

and welly boots came on at the exact same time as i pressed my home button and

nothing has ever described how i feel listening to welly boots better than this thank you and good night

(if you havent listened to welly boots or any other TAD song i highly recommend it- if you dont know, TAD- the amazing devil- is an alternative folk band joey batey sings/plays in with madeleine hyland. im sure most of you know them, but if not- now you do! and if you werent aware, they have a discord server- you can get an invite from the pinned post on @theamazingdevildiscord ! please remember to be kind and courteous to each other and yourself)

anyway i just wanted to share that peace y’all