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concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

ree-duh

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey can you explain this i don’t understand

hashtagloveloses

it’s this legendary horror post

comesitbymyfire

it is physically painful to remember that people have continued to join tumblr since 2012 and that there are people–perhaps people reading this! right now!!!–who don’t have the foggiest memory of this fucking post. this post haunted me, do you understand, i saw and heard this code used in REAL FUCKING LIFE, I CANT FKJCLNG HANDLE THIS

madameapothecary

What I say: I’m fine

What I mean: In Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy Mustang says “It’s raining” or “It’s a terrible day for rain” at his best friend Maes Hughes’ funeral, held on a day with clear skies. It seems like he says this because he begins to cry after he says it. But when you think about it, Mustang is “useless” when it rains/when he gets wet because he can’t use his flame alchemy. He equates rain to uselessness. So when he says it’s raining at Hughes’ funeral, he means that he feels useless/helpless now that his best friend is dead. The writing in this show has the ability to rip out your heart and stomp on it when you’re least expecting it, then kick you while you’re down. I am NOT okay.

the10ne1yweird0

Also, he says this specifically to Riza, who is usually the one protecting him when he can’t use his alchemy in the rain. Roy himself sometimes forgets that rain ruins his alchemy, but Riza remembers and is always prepared for such a situation. Roy, by saying “it’s raining,” specifically to Riza, is conveying that he feels helpless, accepts this, and is asking to be supported. FUCK.

madameapothecary

You fucking made it worse. I don’t know how, but you mADE IT WORSE.

lavenderslilacsblog

@alexandradell. @gabumon

fivehead

jakegyllenhaal

latinaswithfacialfuzz

I’ve seen the last two stills everywhere but I feel like it’s important to know he was talking about student debt.

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wecanalldobetter

genuinely fascinating

blaquebypopulardemand

The answer feels defensive for nothing but the content is interesting.

kingjaffejoffer

the answer is a little defensive, but when you consider that this person has dealt with an entire lifetime of having to educate (often times rude people) about her deafness, I can understand why its like that.

cannabiscomrade

This is one of the most common questions asked of deaf people- especially those of us who are born deaf. It’s an insidious form of anti-deaf ableism because y'all love to pry into the minds of deaf/ HOH people already, but then y'all consider one of the best and most calm responses to this defensive?

The answer isn’t defensive, but hearing people sure are.