Alchemist Extrodinaire

Call me a Transmuter because I'm figuring out the rest of those categories like its my Specialty.

[silverhawk]

i had a dream last night that mothman was getting sued by the state of west virginia for accidentally breaking light posts and he hired me as his lawyer and in court i was like “now my client is a giant moth so you cant blame him for loving lights” and halfway through my speech i turned to address mothman and saw he was bumping into the courtroom lights and they broke and caused a power outage

[silverhawk]

i was watching a moth fly around my room and decided to turn on my tv and the first thing that came on screen was a court room scene of a law and order episode and i got fucking whiplash 

[ankle-beez]

please give unikitty a chance

[centralperksource]

Joey’s 30th birthday.

[shoother]

“El is one of us now.“ - “Um, no, she’s not. Not even close! Never will be.“

[shoother]

“I just.. I don’t feel good. I woke up and my head, it really hurt bad, and my throat was all scratchy, and I wanted to tell you but the last time I told you I was sick, you made me go to school anyway and –”

[wern]

[girlfig]

It would be so nice to be in an apartment right now with really big open windows and lots of bright light pouring in and and long curtains and the smell of rain floating through it

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

The Millennial generation is so broke we’re romanticizing decent housing.

[ithelpstodream]

Delivering the inaugural lecture at the three-day Sam Moyo Memorial Conference on “Land and Labour Questions in the Global South”, Utsa Patnaik said that the estimated drain from India to Britain over the period from 1765 to 1938 was a whopping 9.184 trillion pounds, several times the size of the UK’s GDP today.

Patnaik, who is Professor Emerita at the Centre for Economic Studies and Planning (CESP), JNU, said that the policies followed by Britain during its colonial rule in India were so disastrous that per capita food grains availability in India declined drastically from 197.3 kg per year in 1909-14 to 136.8 kg per year in 1946.

https://newsclick.in/britain-would-collapse-if-it-tried-pay-back-money-it-drained-india

[tariqah]

Btw, Utsa is absolutely brilliant and if you’re Indian or you’re interested in the implications of the demonitisation of currency in India in the past year, you need to look up her lectures about that on YouTube

[necrocommunist]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Hey sorry about mansplaining kill la kill last night. I’d really like to hang out with you again though, you remind me of my mother. Maybe I could help you with your depression

[mercenarymirth-blog]

This is rude when I’m talking to myself, but then

am I talking with anyone else?

[blackchristiannews]

Watch Live: President Trump and Members of Congress Honor Billy Graham as Body Lies in State at US Capitol

The remains of evangelist Billy Graham will lie in the U.S. Capitol Rotunda.

[black-geek-supremacy]

GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE

[casanova-lives]

And I hear Trump supporters say he cares about LGBT folk

[lord-kitschener]

Good news! Billy Graham’s grave is gonna be another gender-neutral toilet

[mercenarymirth-blog]

I mourned with them. Actually.

That’s severely toxic to deal with. I shall mourn them no longer. Graveyard fillers, actually.

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[great-tweets]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

[rustybuckett]

[shallow-esotericist]

The artist who drew the print on the wall drew this and I am dYING

[tankaramo]

touch starved lesbians praying for a girl to raw them:

[blah-blah-blah83]

This is applicable for straight chicks too… Just sayin.

[tankaramo]

it’s absolutely Not

[nephilem-of-the-woods]

Straight girls if your praying for a girl to raw you then buddy, I got some news for you

[earthdad]

take these they will support you emotionally and bring joy

[its-all-down-hill]

[ayellowbirds]

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

[monicalknighton-deactivated2018]

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

[bbybnnydddyrbbt]

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g

[samwiselastname]

berries.

berries.

berries.

[mamavalkyrie]

I legitimately haven’t cried laughing like this in fucking forever omg I’m dying. This bird is so pure and just wants a million orders of berries

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

listen… this bird knows exactly what it’s doing

[happytripawd]

Excited!!!

[moonlightandmars]

OMG. It’s never ending doggos … first there’s one, then two, then three, then four, then OMG a fifth one.

[happytripawd]

My house is like a clown car for doggos