don't be such a sourwolf.

Singapore ★

[kaliforhnia]

Texting me is like ordering something online because most likely you won’t hear back for 4-5 business days. 

[topherchris]

😍💖😘

[teriyagii-deactivated20181220]

WHAT THE F UCK IS TH IS

[smaug-official]

You’re all going to get taken out by the KGB 

[zackisontumblr]

[thegreenroad]

[idrils]

kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

[iamhannalashay]

Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh

[amorphousursa]

So did Eve and look where that got her

[teawitch]

I don’t know about you, but there are days when I could go for being braless, eating fruit and bringing about the downfall of man. 

[defydamage]

Reblog if all you want to do is be braless and eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man.

[orangeblossommain-deactivated20]

Can I just eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man? I don’t like not wearing a bra, as weird as that may be.

[defydamage]

Of course. Bra wearing is optional in the apocalypse.

[cupofcastiel]

younger me: why am i so obsessed with gay people

me now: i am a gay people 

[jodiefoster]

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright  also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today 

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

the only club I get down at is club penguin

[hogwartskidsproblems]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Can I please just go to my lessons and get an education”

[jbk405]

All he EVER wanted was just to go to school.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Harry: I hope this year will be quiet and uneventful and no one I know is going to be mind controlled kidnapped or murdered

Voldemort: HELLO NAUGHTY CHILDREN IT’S AVADA KEDAVRA TIME

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

Fun game:

Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”

[tangleofrainbows]

“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“

[gayrab]

[velvetandcelluloid]

i am all for the normalization of sex but can we stop telling young and teenage girls to be hoes and suck dick and break hearts….sex is hardly power at this age it’s more or less just emotionally damaging

[sansgod]

I love dramatically looking out windows on public transportation

[isohels]

Do you know what I hate??

When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing it to annoy you”

Like??? I know?? I know he’s being mean to upset me. I know he’s saying horrible stuff to annoy me. And guess what?? I’m annoyed!!!!

I was literally told not to be upset, because his intentions were to upset me????

How is that not upsetting? Especially to a young girl??

[randomstabbing]

THE GASLIGHTING STARTS EARLY.

[paradeofproblematicfavs]

“Sweetheart, its easier for you to just bear it than it is for us to teach him to stop. Mkay?”

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

ok ill give a headstart:

i really like leopard seals 

[x-d001]

axolotls are p rad

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

I LOVE THOSE

[iridiceae]

potoos look like muppets and i ove tem

[roachpatrol]

here’s a quokka it’s like someone decided to splice together a wallaby and a teddy bear they literally always look like a benevolent cartoon

i don’t think you can get more wholesome than that adorable lil seed-eating smiley face. they’re not even like dolphins, cute on the outside and evil on the inside. they’re herbivores about the size of a cat. there is nothing wrong with them. 

[spaceshipoftheseus]

The Springhaas, or “irl pikachu” as it is sometimes known, is basically a rat shaped like a bunny abruptly caught in the middle of trying to evolve into a kangaroo. This is why they tend to look startled.

[creaturesofnarrative]

This is a dik dik. They are tiny antelopes from southern and eastern Africa–seriously so smol. With teeny hooves and teeny horns and big soulful eyes. And the name is fun to say. It comes from the alarm call that the females make. They live together in monogamous pairs. 

[dragonnan]

Long Eared Jerboa

The adorable mash-up of a hamster, bunny, and kangaroo. Whiskers with no end, ears that put a fennec to shame, and adorability beyond measure!

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

bringing this back on your dashes

[dharmagun]

a sichuan takin bull and his daughter

often the color of donald trump’s hair and looking like a cross between a bison and a guinea pig, the takin is actually a bloody big goat-antelope. they have splendid noses, a natural smile, and share their habitat with pandas. which should be good enough for anyone.

[givemeunicorns]

This is an okapi. They are related to giraffe, can lick their own eyeballs and kind of always look like you just asked them for a ride to the airport but look at those ears and the little striped legs ~(*^*)~

[onebigyoush]

Chambered nautilus! A living fossil! I also love axolotl though.

Originally posted by montereybayaquarium

[ember-light]

A cinnamon bear! Actually a member of the black bear family, they’re one of the more calm species out there. We also have matching hair <3 Enjoy this one with a heart on its chest!

[hakuna-tit-tata]

Red pandas!

Originally posted by cutestuffco

[heroes-get-made-deactivated2022]

HIGHLAND COWS

[shootingstarpilot]

This is the most wholesome post on tumblr.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I love echidnas

ESPECIALLY BABY ECHIDNAS

[dovahkulaas]

Fennec foxes!!

[supernachtkuchen]

I love all of these!

[wrenkly]

Capybaras! They’re the largest cavy species,(cavies are animals like guinea pigs) They’re BASICALLY a giant golden retriever in the skin of  guinea pig.

[earlgraytay]

Golden Lion Tamarins!

These guys are very tiny, very adorable, and very endangered.

[lizardywizard]

Also very endangered: the Kakapo, aka weird flightless nocturnal parrot, aka Moss Orb.

look at this moss orb

[wolffyluna]

Meet the Rakali, also known as the water rat.

They are beautiful.

[graywyst]

Chinchillas! My parents have 2, Bernie and Bess :D they’re intelligent fluffballs with hypsersensitive digestive tracts and watching them take dust baths is the CUTEST and they’re terrified of everything I love chins

[knightoflodis]

Your parents have chinchillas??? That is AWESOME!!!

[slytherho-deactivated20171229]

OTTERS though keeping one as a pet is ill advised. They’re better off in the wild :3

[vegeta-tears-deactivated2017062]

Me

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

Galagos, AKA bushbabies are tiny primates in the Galagidae family

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Red Pandas!!!

[fallingthruspace]

OK but like, have y'all seen an Aye-aye before? They are freakishly cute & look like something out of a fucking Jim Henson movie

[padnick]

Bats!

[wonderali]

WOMBATS! 

[giveageeksomelove-deactivated20]

Cuttlefish! I’ve always thought they should be called cuddlefish because they’re so darn cute.

[thebiholding]

I’d like to add tardigrades!!

Also known as water bears or moss piglets, they’re basically tiny aliens which can survive in a plethora of different climates, pressures, and environments! They can even survive in space! They  just dry up until water is available to them again!

What’s even better is that they can be found almost anywhere where there’s moss!

(source: http://www.deviantart.com/art/Tardonaut-Tardigrade-water-bear-design-370564214)

[dumbledemort]

What was your favorite prop or costume from the “Harry Potter” films?

[marlowfication-deactivated20181]

Voldemort wearing garter belts.

Do you know how this makes me feel.

[lovelyactors]

[harrypottermovieproblems]

*we interrupt your regularly scheduled broadcasting* ….This is honestly neither a statement for nor against the movies, but I felt that everyone definitely needed to see it. For… reasons?

[angryschnauzer]

I cannot unsee Voldemort in Stockings.

[ida-backwards-intherain]

#I’d heard the story behind this but never seen the pictures…

[enfranchisement]

beat your depression

beat it with a fucking broom beat it into the fucking ground die die die

[nasa-official]

when 👍 you 👍 look 👍 at 👍 the 👍 night 👍 sky 👍 and 👍 remember 👍 aliens 👍 are  👍 out 👍 there 👍 somewhere 👍 

[gerudho]

use 👏 the 👏 clapping 👏 emoji 👏 and 👏 meme 👏 right 👏

[existentialpizzaman]

Let 👏 nasa 👏 do 👏 what 👏 they 👏 want 👏 with 👏 their 👏 alien 👏 positivity 👏 posts 👏 you 👏 salty 👏 fuck 👏