this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life
The ‘what color’ guy is going places
The “wait no come back” has me weak.

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this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life
The ‘what color’ guy is going places
The “wait no come back” has me weak.
this gives being thirsty for water a whole new meaning
Quick reminder to stay off tumblr during the 17th
You can always come back, no one expects you to disappear forever
Just stand with us in solidarity for one day
Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.
Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.
This is blatantly untrue
Companies do not experience one day of revenue loss and pull the plug, destroying years of work and firing dozens if not hundreds of employees.
Companies which experience loss in revenue and consumer interest make investments and changes in order to regain their users/customers. That’s why organized protests and boycotts WORK. Tumblr will NOT go down after one bad day or week, but they might be willing to listen to its userbase if we put up an organized protest. (If you don’t believe me, think about how long sites like MySpace and Google+ hang around with fractions of their previous user base, often for years.)
Yahoo paid over one billion dollars for Tumblr, and the website will not go offline because of a one-day event, so in conclusion,
DO log off on December 17th to show Tumblr that you disapprove of its recent content ban and clumsy execution of censorship.
Please reblog this version of the post to stop the spread of misinformation.
Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
AHGDGHDFJHKHFGGF????
If anyone’s wondering how well the nsfw filters are going to work once tumblr outlaws horny people…..
this is the perfect grade of good luck
reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect
depression after years of having it isn’t even sadness it’s just being exhausted and being allowed one (1) emotion a week and sometimes your brain is like “die” and you’re like “shut up brad”
I’m just scared of putting my all into someone again and them throwing it away like it was nothing.
tbh my heart is real different than it was last year this time around
me, in september when the leaves started changing and the weather was a little cooler: seasonal depression WHOM??????? i am healthy and HAPPY and i LOVE fall! pumpkin spice lattes yas! what was i THINKING? i’m remembering it as worse than it was in years past!!
me, 8 days into november when its freezing and getting dark at 5pm: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. oh oh oh OH. oh ya………
the fact that lights don’t start flickering ominously and short-circuiting whenever i’m upset is maximally unsexy and not at all excellent if you ask me
Someone: *talks about literally anything*
Me: yeah okay but have you watched the haunting of hill house?
if i like you, we don’t have to go out on dates all the time, you can literally hmu saying you have errands to run if i wanna come with you. i’m down for that because in the end i just wanna spend time with you
“Looking at someone you love look at someone they love the way you look at them, is one of the worst feelings your heart could ever endure.”
— looking at you | Letters From Alex | Instagram
someone: i love you
me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it
also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me
yet also me internally: good, everyone should love me. get on your fucking knees and worship the fucking ground i walk on.
somehow also me internally: THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME!!!!!
me externally: aww i love you too!!