[selki]

My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe I like it because: it is sofd

[leaf-beard-deactivated20200913]

[arrghigiveup]

Beauty pageant website Missosology posted a bunch of the contestants of Mister Global 2019 in their official national costume portraits. Several of them are very 👀👀🔥

And then there is this guy 🤣:

[star-squirrel-deactivated202401]

All of these guys can GET IT, but especially Panama 😍😍

[a-lazy-sailor]

You’re missing a lot.

[afloweroutofstone]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

ok, and what did the 12 disciples have?

[mockwa]

[earthdad]

this is what a king looks like

[cottagecore]

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

[ribcageflutes]

I HAVE A CHUNKY ORANGE FARM CAT

his name is bathtub

[cottagecore]

oh i love bathtub

[catchymemes]

[catsbeaversandducks]

Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta!

[dogg]

[annastaia]

The type of life I want to be living.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[beatlemeat-archive]

[beatlemeat-archive]

[youlovetoseeit]

I can’t with this

[gaypussyretard3]

[notjerrybeans]

Fellas I’m really not trying to sound like that kinda guy but I’m literally gonna lose it

[bloodwormbasement]

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

“EMPLOYEE NO. 3023, YOUR ENJOYMENT LEVELS HAVE DROPPED BY 5%. DO YOU NOT ENJOY WORKING FOR AMAZON? YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO IMPROVE YOUR MOOD, OR YOUR NEXT PAYCHECK WILL BE MADE TO MATCH TO MATCH YOUR CURRENT ENJOYMENT LEVELS”

[paulsebert]

[ewaneneollav]

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

dog at the club

[gharibajameel]

lions are like transgendering lol

[shayhammowolf]

Explain

[gharibajameel]

LOL theyre just transgedering :)

[sonic-wildfire]

Game over, Republicans

[midnight-mod]

Oh!!!! I got to see the first one in person, actually! She’s Mmamoriri from Mombo in Botswana! She was beautiful! And her pride is the group of lions often featured in nature documentaries since their main prey is cape buffalo, a huge and incredibly dangerous animal, resulting in some truly incredible battles between the species.

According to my guide, it was likely she had internal testes along with her external female genitalia, resulting in an increased testosterone level! It’s especially interesting just how dark her mane is, as black manes tend to only present in males with high testosterone. Fascinatingly, it presents not just as a mix of male and female physical traits, but also behaviors! 

Here’s a picture I took of Mmamoriri (left) with a male from her pride. As you can see, she’s got the full striking mane, but her face and body are much smaller than the male’s.

Apparently this mix of traits has made her EXTREMELY popular within the pride. She hunts and cares for the young with the lionesses, which helps greatly since her larger stature is a major asset in taking down the formidable buffalo they feed on, but also roars and has a mane, and is therefore able to chase off hyenas (which tend to be stronger than female lions and harass them/steal food/kill cubs) with the males. Mmamoriri has fully diversified her portfolio!

So she’s a kickass intersex lion who says fuck no to gender roles and in doing so has become a major asset to her pride!

It is, unfortunately, probably the result of inbreeding in her pride, which is cut off from wider populations by virtue of living on an island in the Okavango. She is infertile, like the previous maned lioness in the pride, Martina. 

[girlsclothes-deactivated2023030]

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

[asgarddropout]

and then we go get snacks

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[foggyy]

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to