The Greatest Wizard I have ever met

*You hear distant screaming from the sky*

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*I crash land in front of you*

Hey friend. I thought I'd drop by and ask how you're doing.

- @incompetent-wizard

*I stare down at you, then at the Sky, then at you again*

Why, just Why?

I'm learning how to fly. The gnomes were kind enough to teach me.

Well you have Crashing figured out so far...

Also gnomes?! Since when do gnomes fly?!

They told me they've always been able to fly. And they offered to teach me for 40,000G

Did... did they maybe just throw you out of an airship?

No they launched me out of a trebuchet. Said I'd intuit the "staying in the air" part eventually.

.........

I think I've almost got it. I'm way better at almost flying than I was the first time.

Please don't tell me you have been paying 40000 gold each time they launch you

No. The money was so they could build the trebuchet.

That's at least something...

You know i could just throw you from a Flying carpet, or out of a high portal, or out of a space ship, or from a Dragons claws...

That sounds dangerous. I think I should stick with the gnomes. They have a totally legit teaching license they showed me.

*i Facepalm*

You realize normal people wouldn't get back from being launched the first time? They probably never encountered someone that came back for round two, and three, and four, and...

Well all those other people clearly didn't have the dedication to learn.

It's like learning to ride a bicycle. You can't learn if you're afraid of falling over and hurting yourself.

Well i doubt they every returned to anywhere.

Anyways, why do you want to learn to fly anyways?

Cause why not? It sounds cool.

*You hear distant screaming from the sky*

aaaa

AAAA

*I crash land in front of you*

Hey friend. I thought I'd drop by and ask how you're doing.

- @incompetent-wizard

*I stare down at you, then at the Sky, then at you again*

Why, just Why?

I'm learning how to fly. The gnomes were kind enough to teach me.

Well you have Crashing figured out so far...

Also gnomes?! Since when do gnomes fly?!

They told me they've always been able to fly. And they offered to teach me for 40,000G

Did... did they maybe just throw you out of an airship?

No they launched me out of a trebuchet. Said I'd intuit the "staying in the air" part eventually.

.........

I think I've almost got it. I'm way better at almost flying than I was the first time.

Please don't tell me you have been paying 40000 gold each time they launch you

No. The money was so they could build the trebuchet.

That's at least something...

You know i could just throw you from a Flying carpet, or out of a high portal, or out of a space ship, or from a Dragons claws...

That sounds dangerous. I think I should stick with the gnomes. They have a totally legit teaching license they showed me.

*i Facepalm*

You realize normal people wouldn't get back from being launched the first time? They probably never encountered someone that came back for round two, and three, and four, and...

Well all those other people clearly didn't have the dedication to learn.

It's like learning to ride a bicycle. You can't learn if you're afraid of falling over and hurting yourself.

*You hear distant screaming from the sky*

aaaa

AAAA

*I crash land in front of you*

Hey friend. I thought I'd drop by and ask how you're doing.

- @incompetent-wizard

*I stare down at you, then at the Sky, then at you again*

Why, just Why?

I'm learning how to fly. The gnomes were kind enough to teach me.

Well you have Crashing figured out so far...

Also gnomes?! Since when do gnomes fly?!

They told me they've always been able to fly. And they offered to teach me for 40,000G

Did... did they maybe just throw you out of an airship?

No they launched me out of a trebuchet. Said I'd intuit the "staying in the air" part eventually.

.........

I think I've almost got it. I'm way better at almost flying than I was the first time.

Please don't tell me you have been paying 40000 gold each time they launch you

No. The money was so they could build the trebuchet.

That's at least something...

You know i could just throw you from a Flying carpet, or out of a high portal, or out of a space ship, or from a Dragons claws...

magical-hazardous-waste-wizard

That sounds dangerous. I think I should stick with the gnomes. They have a totally legit teaching license they showed me.

Do you have a cursed object without a permit?

Yes

Voting ended onSep 6, 2023

magical-hazardous-waste-wizard

I expect it will be at least a quarter of the wizard community

the-better-wizard-council

No <- lying

greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat

No <- truth

autism--wizard

No <- *technically* the truth

sewi-li-suwi

No <- has genuinely forgotten the contents of her storeroom

the-orb-they-ponder

no <- might be cursed and is an animated object

wizard-eater

No <- pretty sure it's the truth

muckmagister

Yes

fattocatto-wizard

I’ve got a whole damn catalogue of permit-less cursed items.

I have recently confiscated a ton of Cursed Amulets.

#wizardposting #wizard posting #unreality #wizardblr #wizard blogging #wizard

I lost mine.

*You hear distant screaming from the sky*

aaaa

AAAA

*I crash land in front of you*

Hey friend. I thought I'd drop by and ask how you're doing.

- @incompetent-wizard

*I stare down at you, then at the Sky, then at you again*

Why, just Why?

I'm learning how to fly. The gnomes were kind enough to teach me.

Well you have Crashing figured out so far...

Also gnomes?! Since when do gnomes fly?!

They told me they've always been able to fly. And they offered to teach me for 40,000G

Did... did they maybe just throw you out of an airship?

No they launched me out of a trebuchet. Said I'd intuit the "staying in the air" part eventually.

.........

I think I've almost got it. I'm way better at almost flying than I was the first time.

Please don't tell me you have been paying 40000 gold each time they launch you

No. The money was so they could build the trebuchet.

*You hear distant screaming from the sky*

aaaa

AAAA

*I crash land in front of you*

Hey friend. I thought I'd drop by and ask how you're doing.

- @incompetent-wizard

*I stare down at you, then at the Sky, then at you again*

Why, just Why?

I'm learning how to fly. The gnomes were kind enough to teach me.

Well you have Crashing figured out so far...

Also gnomes?! Since when do gnomes fly?!

They told me they've always been able to fly. And they offered to teach me for 40,000G

Did... did they maybe just throw you out of an airship?

No they launched me out of a trebuchet. Said I'd intuit the "staying in the air" part eventually.

.........

I think I've almost got it. I'm way better at almost flying than I was the first time.

*You hear distant screaming from the sky*

aaaa

AAAA

*I crash land in front of you*

Hey friend. I thought I'd drop by and ask how you're doing.

- @incompetent-wizard

*I stare down at you, then at the Sky, then at you again*

Why, just Why?

I'm learning how to fly. The gnomes were kind enough to teach me.

Well you have Crashing figured out so far...

Also gnomes?! Since when do gnomes fly?!

They told me they've always been able to fly. And they offered to teach me for 40,000G

Did... did they maybe just throw you out of an airship?

No they launched me out of a trebuchet. Said I'd intuit the "staying in the air" part eventually.

*You hear distant screaming from the sky*

aaaa

AAAA

*I crash land in front of you*

Hey friend. I thought I'd drop by and ask how you're doing.

- @incompetent-wizard

*I stare down at you, then at the Sky, then at you again*

Why, just Why?

I'm learning how to fly. The gnomes were kind enough to teach me.

Well you have Crashing figured out so far...

Also gnomes?! Since when do gnomes fly?!

They told me they've always been able to fly. And they offered to teach me for 40,000G

*You hear distant screaming from the sky*

aaaa

AAAA

*I crash land in front of you*

Hey friend. I thought I'd drop by and ask how you're doing.

- @incompetent-wizard

*I stare down at you, then at the Sky, then at you again*

Why, just Why?

I'm learning how to fly. The gnomes were kind enough to teach me.

#wizardposting

Curse of Give me your Money. Now.

That's not a curse that's just called Robbery...

And you're caught up in one. I need money to fund the Big Goop Cauldron.

Is that just a cauldron full of Goop?

It's important!

That looks delicious. Can I have some?

Yeah sure

Oh goodie! I'm going to use it to make soup!

Curse of Give me your Money. Now.

That's not a curse that's just called Robbery...

And you're caught up in one. I need money to fund the Big Goop Cauldron.

Is that just a cauldron full of Goop?

It's important!

#wizardposting #wizard posting #unreality #wizardblr #wizard blogging #wizard

That looks delicious. Can I have some?

Could someone teach me time magic? I want to trap my fridge in a timeloop so that I can have infinite beer.

Hey dude do you have a magical potion for scale itch?

All I have is this potion of resist lightning.

dude-the-ancient-dragon

Im not really sure how to use that for scale itch. Also I'm already like, big resistant to lightning

#i share my wisdom #wizardposting #wizard posting #unreality #wizardblr #wizard blogging #wizard

I have a back-scratcher. Would that help?

Hey dude do you have a magical potion for scale itch?

All I have is this potion of resist lightning.

crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026

Would you like to acquire a lightning resistance potion? Seems you need it. All I ask in exchange is some insightful knowledge.

Sure. My insightful knowledge is don't cast mold magic on moss and vials previously used to store deadly poisons should not be reused as drink cups.

Love that insight, knowledge, here you go *gives you the potion*

crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026

Thanks. Is it safe to reuse this vial as a drink cup after I drink the potion?

It is unless you plan on drinking sodas (those are not healthy and are not Safe to Drink)