ace panic and all that jazz

i’m aj (she/they) it took me over a year to figure out i should make one of these because i’m silly but here goes: current obsessions - jet lag: the game, dan and phil, taskmaster other obsessions - lotr, heartstopper (+osemanverse), pjo, bbc merlin, bbc ghosts i’m also a huge maths + science nerd and i love drawings of animals

[brothermouse-skeleton]

"Gandalf, buddy? What have you got there?"

"Oh him? That my emotional support hobbit."

"Uh huh. And what he got?"

"That's my hobbit's emotional support hobbit."

"And I suppose those two are also emotional support hobbits as well?"

"No, of course not. Those two are my emotional distress hobbits."

".....?"

"Keeps me on my toes."

[makyulka]

"No Amy I made a lot of progress, I can drink things that are a little bit carbonated now."

Adam isn't a real person

[moonmoonthecrabking]

is home depot hot dog like. equivalent to a bunnings sausage sizzle or is it more same thing with radically opposite vibes

[incongruousinexplicability]

confirming that bunnings sausage sizzle is also an nz institution- from other reblogs it seems to be a pretty different vibe than costco/ wherever else with children aggressively asking you to buy a sausage and onion in white bread

i honestly always thought of it as the closest thing we have to girl scout cookies except very localised and with meat (i have a few times had a sausage sizzle with only onion for the ultimate vegetarian nz/aus experience)

[zyzscribbles]

Important question

[awkwardbirdsdreaming]

Okay but I think these two are onto something

[verbrannt74]

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

[leelz-art]

silly doodle

[creature-song]

i love an airplane season

[emuus]

Nothing sums up Ben, Adam and Sam's personalities more than what they name their quiz shows

- Ben's Jet Lag Trivia Bonanza-tacula Mania

- Adam's Trivia Time: A Trivia Show Hosted by Adam (or the Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

- Sam Asks Questions

[morphmaker]

are there palm tree Ents

[valentinemira]

pt 2 of them mentioning something on the layover that i get brainworms for until i make it...

distance they each spent retracing already claimed territory! oh god sam & mike really did just go back and forth across the north😭

[almoststedytimetravel]

Sometimes I remember that draft bills are drawn out of a biscuit tin to select what's being debated on and I wonder why I live in a country who's beurocracy was designed by gnomes.

[incongruousinexplicability]

this was on a recent episode of the lateral podcast and as soon as i heard the context i was like oh no our funky bureaucracy is being perceived…

[incongruousinexplicability]

i'm worried that having access to free hot drinks will make me like them more. but who can resist the allure of midnight hot chocolate?

[incongruousinexplicability]

this is the last remaining document before i completely ruin my sleep schedule. will post the eulogy tomorrow or probably not because i'll be a zombie

[incongruousinexplicability]

update: didnt do anything until midnight then worked until 1:30 at which my brain ran out of thoughts. turned light out at 2:30, slept for 2 hours because of interruptions and woke up at 7 to do three hours of class including handing in the assignment i hadnt finished last night. fucked around for the rest of the day (despite my many todos) and am now at a formal dinner and somehow not the most tired person there, although that may be because i’m at least sober. will probably stay up late out of spite for the reasonable part of my brain

[zyzzylva]

In desperate need of tutorials on how to be a functioning human

[incongruousinexplicability]

this is the last remaining document before i completely ruin my sleep schedule. will post the eulogy tomorrow or probably not because i'll be a zombie

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[incongruousinexplicability]

i have no idea how i lived without a wheely desk chair for so long. truly an essential item for dramatically pushing yourself backwards in delight when having a fandom moment or learning something really cool or just going wheeeeee

[incongruousinexplicability]

do you ever think about how brett mackenzie won an oscar for the song ‘man or muppet’? because to me it is the thing that has ever happened