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This blog has no basis and is run by a madman [gender neutral]. My boyfriend is @Huntedbybirds So I’m likely to reblog his posts and i’m a collaborator on his projects. Be nice to him and feel free to ask me for any details he forgets to mention about his stories.

[iforgotmyfandom]

To Everybody Hating on Various Internet Things

This is not rage bait

I don’t care how you justify yourself

If you spew hate in my notifications, I WILL block you

If you don’t enjoy something, you don’t need to look at it

[iforgotmyfandom]

I recommended Project Hail Mary to my friend and in the process realized that she texts like Rocky talks and acts like Grace if Grace was obsessed with the violin instead of space. She’s the most aroace person to ever aroace and very neurodivergent (also adding to the Grace-ness)

I text like a strange mix between a medieval nobleman and a dad, but that’s not the point here.

[polyamandhellaglam]

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

[evilwriter37]

Aggressively reblogs.

[artsycrapfromsai]

so like, what about a platonic Beauty and the Beast AU with Stan as the Beast and Mabel and Dipper sharing the role of Belle????

(also, McGucket as Maurice, Ford, Soos and Wendy as the roles of Mrs. Potts, Lumiere, and Cogsworth, and Gideon as Gaston, with Ghost Eyes as Lefou)

idk, i was thinking of ‘hey, what about a platonic version of Beauty and the Beast, where platonic/familial love saves the Beast instead of romantic love??’ but then my mind was like ‘hey, what if i added Gravity Falls to this’ and then this happened lmao

i just love the idea of Stan getting turned into a beast, and having to suffer being like this for years and years, with his depression and self-worth getting worse and worse….. until, one day, Dipper and Mabel come into his life. And by spending time with them and bonding with them (via snowball fights, dancing with Mabel, and showing the library to Dipper), he’s slowly starting to love them, and they’re starting to love him back, and it’s just pure platonic fluff all around

[iforgotmyfandom]

give me a day or so. I have to do vacation stuff with my family, and then its writing time

[gracie-buns]

Okay.. so suppose you’re a fanfiction writer….

And I’m a fan of your stories…

would it be alright to bribe you with a fanart that i made,

so I can read the next chapter? 

:) just asking…. but srsly tho… can you bribe a fanfiction writer with fanart of their stories?

[goficyourself]

Yessssss bribe ussssssss

[writing-in-the-grave]

Someone once gave me fan art of a story I finished years ago and I immediately wrote more, almost exclusively for them.

So yes.

[labelleizzy]

Hell yeah bribe us

[northstarfan]

Anyone who’s getting ideas - yes, I am extremely susceptible to bribes! XD

[morriganwarrior]

Someone once made me a moodboard-header for a fic I was writing, I almost wept!!!

[whywouldisayprinter]

As both an artist and a writer I can say that bribery absolutely works

[iforgotmyfandom]

Anybody who reads my fics is more than welcome. It gives me inspiration and reminds me to write bc sometimes I forget

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[iforgotmyfandom]

This pride month, I’d like to give a shout out to my dad. Very sweet cishet southern white guy with two very queer kids. He’s in his fifties and doesn’t understand what most LGBTQIA+ words mean but he’s doing his best. He does his very best with pronouns (still breaking habits but he alway apologizes whenever he misgenders somebody.) Only person in my family to not question me when I told them my boyfriend was asexual. Drove my friends and I to our double date and made jokes with us about being gay. First person to call my baby sibling (generfluid but generally masc) a dude and made jokes about having a son now.

[renzilla-exists]

coming online as someone who liked the finale

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

[iforgotmyfandom]

I said something in class yesterday at an art school about how I refuse to use ai for anything, and another kid like tried to get a gacha moment on me by saying that safari and google use ai. Like, searching -ai is literally just 3 more characters. Not that hard

[pukicho]

SUCCESS!!! 5 words per minute on my new ergo keyboard. Efficiency downgraded DRASTICALLY! Good job!!! 👍👍👍

[pukicho]

Yeah carpel tunnel, which this fixes

[opwolfe]

That keyboard is a sin against humanity

[pukicho]

MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.

[iforgotmyfandom]

I actually kind of love it. It looks very comfortable and flexible for my cubital tunnel and generally fucked-up elbows.

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[kyleehenke]

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr 

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[crippled-peeper]

every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

[gaytanic-panic]

[winter-rabbit-2]

This is what that one post was taking about.

You can be as offended as possible about the language used, or you can look at the actual intent behind the words.

This man grew up in a time when trans people used that word for themselves. He probably hung out with a few often enough and just absorbed the language.

He was very much using it in a positive context. The barista he’s referring too is probably the only one that makes his favorite drink just right.

This is why Queer elders get so annoyed with the younger members of the community. Too focused on policing the terms people use while there are far bigger problems we are all dealing with.

[dancinbutterfly]

#this is all true#baby gays PLEASE learn that the words you scream at people online for are still in active use AMONG OUR COMMUNITY IN REAL LIFE#there are trans people who refer to themselves as trannies & transssexuals. there are lesbians who call themselves bulldykes. gay men who#call ourselves faggots. and it's done not in a self-effacing way but in honest joy and reclamation and it is NOT your place as#self-appointed keyboard warriors to bitch at us to stop. YOU'RE the new ones here. learn the culture if you want to survive.#and make the fucking effort to go meet queer people older than 20 in meatspace for FUCK'S sake#i get that you didn't get the trial by fire that the rest of us got but we'll be goddamned if we're gonna let you tell us we're not allowed#to be in OUR spaces smelling like smoke#old man yells at cloud#queerdom#trans matters#twitter dot com#blog together queue alone

This.

I'm 30something and new(a year and change) to my transition and you can pry tranny from my cold dead hands.

I'm also a gay man and you can pull faggot out of my clenched teeth.

I stood on the outside for decades like an orphan in the rain but I never stopped fighting the good fight as an "ally" and now I'm inside I will say and do whatever I fucking want forever because those words feel right on me.

It's fun and it's sexy and its mine and just fuck all the way off. I didn't walk alone through the dark for 25 years to get here to be told by angry children with anxiety what I am not allowed to do.

[sunderwight]

This is part of what "kill the cop in your head" means, btw.

Stop looking for Rules to follow or punish people for not following, pay the most attention to actions, intentions, and consequences.

[the-haiku-bot]

This is part of what

“kill the cop in your head” means,

btw.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[saltoncity]

im not a girlblogger im an ADULT. im a WOMANblogger this is WOMANblogging

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Reblog if you love “—” and have never used ChatGPT