Oleander

25 | she/he/they | back to ramble abt books i've read and whatever fandom takes my fancy | AO3/StressedWriterTM | icon by ManofBeskar

[txttletale]

its so corny and lame to see people advertising their work as "made by humans" like it's a selling point. like you are damning yourself with faint praise you realise that? bright (2017) was made by humans

[frankendykes-monster]

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[ceruleanheaven]

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

[ceruleanheaven]

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

[ceruleanheaven]

lets all kill ourselves

[creature-song]

i love an airplane season

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

don’t know who needs to hear this but ao3 is not a social media. it’s an archive. a library. please stop treating it like twitter or tiktok

[pansyfemme]

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

[pansyfemme]

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

[creature-song]

not to be like insensitive or w/e but genuinely i thought he died like 3 years ago

[the-quasar-hero]

Wait, the dog days are over? The dog days are done? And no one told me 😰?!

[the-quasar-hero]

S-should I run @saintemry 😨?

[saintemry]

i think you’d better 😰 ohhh shit here they come

🐎🐎🐎

[the-quasar-hero]

Oh no 😨 I havta get to my mother, my father, my children, my sisters and brothers quickly 🏃🏿‍♂️

[bread-making-vikings]

Dude you left all your love and your longing behind, tidy up after yourself please

[the-quasar-hero]

Can I carry it with me? I want to survive 🥺

[adams-glasses]

mike’s beautiful sam denby picture painted .png

[toyota-supra]

What [car] would you build a time machine out of?

an old VW Beetle because it wouldn't look out of place literally anywhere

[aokozaki]

Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that. King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.

[userhamilton]

[lonelyroommp3]

what’s wrong with les mis

victor hugo failed in his duty to visit a psychic before writing it who would have warned him that 150 years in the future his decision to include nine shippable twinks as minor characters in his magnum opus would lead to the development of one of the most insufferable fandoms of the twenty first century

[the-zephyr-zone]

some shot studies of hide and seek uk that i did last summer and never posted. (because i didn't finish 2 lol)

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[mmleepmlorp]

This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[stalgivc]

[dogpuppy]