"what is life"

an awkward cryptid and certified gamer

[blinksalot]

the employees watching me throw out dozens upon dozens of half-made sundaes because i am the biggest perfectionist this establishment has ever seen

[b0nkcreat]

i hope you make a perfect 100% order and right before you hand it over the counter a rat falls in it and your stupid little gay ass sludge shop gets shut down

[blinksalot]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

[b0nkcreat]

YOU SAID THE SAME ABOUT ME DONT EVEN TRY TO ACT INNOCENT

[blinksalot]

I WOULD NEVER DO THAT???? I'M JUST A POOR MINIMUM WAGE SUNDAE WORKER YOU ARE WISHING HARM UPON ME???? YOU ARE A CRUEL CRUEL INDIVIDUAL. NOBODY SHOULD EVER EAT AT THE PANCAKERIA EVER AGAIN

[b0nkcreat]

IM GOING TO POUR MOTOR OIL IN YOUR FUCKING DRINK MIXER YOU BETTER MAKE SURE THOSE FAKE SHITTY DOLLAR TREE SECURITY CAMERAS WORK

[blinksalot]

hey sorry i'm back. had to finish up orders before i went on break. do you see that? do you see how i was able to do my JOB without going on my PHONE? on TUMBLR? do you SEE how i can WORK? how funny is that

[b0nkcreat]

what service score did you get blink. what did you get. tell me now. show me a screenshot of your day i want to see it i want proof

[blinksalot]

you ask me this right after my day is done MY GODDD. let me finish another day and i will SHOW YOU. I WILL SEND YOU A SCREENSHOT AND YOU WILL BE SO HUMBLED

[b0nkcreat]

I BET YOURE LYING I BET YOU GOT 20 PERCENT AND YOURE EMBARASSED TO SHOW IT . FUCKER

[blinksalot]

BOOM. SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER AND EVER.

[b0nkcreat]

CHECKMATE LIBERAL

[blinksalot]

YOU ARE LITERALLY SO PRESSED BECAUSE I CAN DO MY JOB BETTER THAN YOU EVER COULD. WAHHH WAHHHHH I CAN'T DRIZZLE THE DISH SOAP ON MY WAFFLES THE RIGHT WAY!!! GET OUT OF MY FACE.

[b0nkcreat]

ALL YOUR TOPPINGS ARE STALE SHUT THEBFUCK UP OH MY GODDDD. I WALKED BY SOME KID WITH ONE OF YOUR SUNDAES THE OTHER DAY AND THE OREO ON TOP BLINKED AT ME. YOURE SUCH A FREAK

[supd00dle]

I like that song.

[cerberustheterrible]

It was gonna be done yesterday night but I fell asleep lol

[inconspicuous-val]

my siblings say i have mean eyes a lot of the time, is that true? the thought's been like a leech lately...

[bunnighost]

[maykitz]

guy who never gets out of bed before noon: the day goes by so fast i have no time wtf

[inconspicuous-val]

fehaha, nothing happened last night what are you talking about anyway, sometimes i look at places through google and imagine myself being in the image and i never been to a village market before as expected, my instinct was not to imagine myself looking at the food, it was hiding underneath the booth and starting up my own wheatgrass trade where its sold in a very special glass bottle shaped like a bong

[tombsaint]

on death with 1. lilies abounded, @petfurniture, twitter; 2. frances molina, “o’death”

[thoughtcascades]

I’m sorry if i seem weird it's because I literally am

[catchymemes]

[quotemadness]

“I’ve decided to make myself strong. As far as I can tell, that’s all I can do.”

— Haruki Murakami

[deviika]

Fariha Róisín // Franz Kafka

[latibule-e-deactivated20231012]

— Paul Guest, from “1987.”

[inconspicuous-val]

i don't like venting publically but this shit has gotten so annoying i am THIS CLOSE to SNAPPING! i wish RIGHT NOW to get SLAMMED by a bulldozer underneath 9.3 PSI and get thrown into a chinese restaurant's dumpster!

i get it, my family is a bit on the poorer side, mom and dad can't afford to get my siblings and i separate rooms and instead im forced to talk with my siblings even if i don't want too and i don't have ANY PRIVACY IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK JUST FOR A ROOM?!

I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SULK, PLAY VIDEOGAMES, AND WORK ON HOMEWORK BY MYSELF, I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING INPUT

WHOEVER HAS THE LUXURY OF HAVING A ROOM TO THEMSELF IM SO FUCKING GLAD THEY DON'T HAVE TO SHARE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH

AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST PART?! I DON'T HAVE ANY SPACE TO SCREAM THIS OUT!

AT THIS POINT, I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO LIVE IN A CAR OR NOT AT LEAST I'LL BE BY MYSELF!

fucking hell... now i have the smoke alarm blaring

what a fucking shithole

[inconspicuous-val]

my parents did try to give us some space by making the master bedroom a space for us and dad sleeps on the couch

it's the best i got so whatever ig

[inconspicuous-val]

the walk-in closet my parents set up for me is basically my only resort, at least i made it comfy

[inconspicuous-val]

i don't like venting publically but this shit has gotten so annoying i am THIS CLOSE to SNAPPING! i wish RIGHT NOW to get SLAMMED by a bulldozer underneath 9.3 PSI and get thrown into a chinese restaurant's dumpster!

i get it, my family is a bit on the poorer side, mom and dad can't afford to get my siblings and i separate rooms and instead im forced to talk with my siblings even if i don't want too and i don't have ANY PRIVACY IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK JUST FOR A ROOM?!

I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SULK, PLAY VIDEOGAMES, AND WORK ON HOMEWORK BY MYSELF, I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING INPUT

WHOEVER HAS THE LUXURY OF HAVING A ROOM TO THEMSELF IM SO FUCKING GLAD THEY DON'T HAVE TO SHARE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH

AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST PART?! I DON'T HAVE ANY SPACE TO SCREAM THIS OUT!

AT THIS POINT, I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO LIVE IN A CAR OR NOT AT LEAST I'LL BE BY MYSELF!

fucking hell... now i have the smoke alarm blaring

what a fucking shithole

[inconspicuous-val]

my parents did try to give us some space by making the master bedroom a space for us and dad sleeps on the couch

it's the best i got so whatever ig

[inconspicuous-val]

i don't like venting publically but this shit has gotten so annoying i am THIS CLOSE to SNAPPING! i wish RIGHT NOW to get SLAMMED by a bulldozer underneath 9.3 PSI and get thrown into a chinese restaurant's dumpster!

i get it, my family is a bit on the poorer side, mom and dad can't afford to get my siblings and i separate rooms and instead im forced to talk with my siblings even if i don't want too and i don't have ANY PRIVACY IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK JUST FOR A ROOM?!

I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SULK, PLAY VIDEOGAMES, AND WORK ON HOMEWORK BY MYSELF, I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING INPUT

WHOEVER HAS THE LUXURY OF HAVING A ROOM TO THEMSELF IM SO FUCKING GLAD THEY DON'T HAVE TO SHARE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH

AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST PART?! I DON'T HAVE ANY SPACE TO SCREAM THIS OUT!

AT THIS POINT, I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO LIVE IN A CAR OR NOT AT LEAST I'LL BE BY MYSELF!

fucking hell... now i have the smoke alarm blaring

what a fucking shithole

[inconspicuous-val]

you ever just wake up in the middle of the night and recite an incarnation of leather back sea turtles growing pink fur and human eyes before going right back to sleep?