Incorrect Charmed Quotes

Whether it's the Halliwell-Mathews clan or the Vera-Vaughn one you know they said it at some point

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Maggie: You know what they say about love and war.

Harry: Yeah, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain and the other one's war.

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Mel: In 20 years, I guaratee you I will be Niko's second wife.

Niko: What happened to my first wife?

Mel: Nothing you can prove.

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Macy: Sometimes I wish we had normal people problems.

Harry: That would be nice.

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Wyatt: It's family momets like these that I'll never forget.

Chris: With a good therapist, hopefully I will

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Christmas works like glue, it keeps us all sticking together.

Harry Greenwood

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Maggie: All you need is love.

Macy: False.

Macy: The four basic human necessities are air, water, food and shelter.

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Harry: You scared me half to death!

Mel: Only half to death?

Harry: Yup. Half of my body is now hanging limp by my side.

Mel: Ok, that's called a stroke, you should probably get that checked out.

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Mel: Harry, I hear your questions and concers, but I promise you I have thought this through.

Harry: Have you thought?

Mel: No, not at all.

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Mel: You know, you’re really starting to fit in here.

Jordan: Thank you!

Mel: That’s not a compliment

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Mel: I don't know what to say.

Maggie: Just be yourself. Say something ice.

Mel: Which one? I can't do both.

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Harry: Hold the fuck up.

Macy: Excuse me?

Harry: I said hold the fuck up.

Harry: I'm the fuck up. Hold me.

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Parker: [Slurring] You're beautiful.

Maggie: You're drunk.

Parker: Yes. I am drunk and you are beautiful, [hic] and tomorrow morning I will be sober and you Maggie... will still be beautiful.

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Mel: You kissed me.

Niko: Yes, I did.

Mel: Should we? I mean... there's a discussion that we could have if you want to have one?

Niko: Mel, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again, get used to it. End of discussion.

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Phoebe: I'm somehow embarrassed for you and proud of you at the same time.

Chris: Yeah, that's kind of my sweet spot

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When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it's 'intelligent' and really cool, but when I do it I'm 'petty' and 'need to move on'?

Mel Vera

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Jordan: Okay, stay calm... stay calm!

Maggie: I am calm.

Jordan: I was talking to myself

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Harry: Macy, I need the-

Macy: [hands Harry an envelope]

Harry: Oh, also I didn't have a chance to-

Macy: [hands him tea]

Harry: Marry me?

Macy: I took care of that too. We've been married for the last seven years