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petition-please help UK trans people!

hi tumblr-the conservative party is back at it again.

currently, the GRA (gender recognition act) says to transition “legally”, trans people have to:

get two diagnoses of gender dysphoria (including one from an NHS gender clinic, which have a 2-3 year wait time currently),

prove you have lived as your chosen gender for 2 years,

swear to live the remainder of your life as such

and do all of this in front of a “gender recognition panel”, a process which is very humiliating and largely depends on people deciding if you are “trans enough”.

in 2018, the idea was put on the table to progress the rights of transgender people in the UK. Including:

allowing them to self identify as their chosen gender (including 16 & 17 year olds, who have previously been denied the right to)

demedicalising the transition progress, no doctors would need to diagnose gender dysphoria to transition.

removing the cost to have your gender legally recognised

allow non-binary identities to be recognised

it has recently been leaked that the current government has scrapped these ideas [source source]. Our equality minister, Liz Truss, is horribly transphobic and wishes to backpedal on the few rights we have.

trans people have said for years that the GRA is outdated and in need of reform, and have had the tiny ray of hope that it may be changed ripped out from under us behind closed doors.

petitions on the parliament website are legally obligated to be responded to at 10k signatures and have to be debated in parliament at 100k signatures.

only british citizens can sign this, but if you are not from the uk, please boost it so your british followers can see!

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/327108

thank you-and fuck the tories ✌🏳‍🌈

gaypeopletwitter

vintage-theater-kid

Yes, yes I would punch a homophobe.

jessmalia

Alex Russo is a bi icon that would 100% punch a homophobe

After she’d punched them she would probably turn them into a frog.

dangerously-human

My mom made pork chops for dinner even though she hates cooking because she knows my dad loves them, and downstairs I can hear my dad quietly but enthusiastically singing to himself, “I’m having pork chops, I’m having pork chops” followed by a second verse that I think maybe went, “my baby loves me.” MY PARENTS ARE SO CUTE

dangerously-human

I am beyond thrilled that this is one of my most popular posts to date, and seeing people tag this as “relationship goals” makes me so happy. Yes, people, aspire to be like my parents, married for 25+ years and they still actually LIKE each other most of the time, and they work through their crap and appreciate each other! We need more happy marriages in this world.

Asta: Yuno has been acting super weird lately...

Noelle: How?

Asta: Whenever we go out to eat he always pays and we’ve been cuddling and kissing a lot.

Noelle: So... you’re dating him?

Asta: ......... OH MY GOD!

#black clover asta #asta #black clover #yuno #yunoaster #yunoasu #noelle silva

ke-ray92-deactivated20201217

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

introvertbard

not gonna risk scrolling past this

phony-time-traveler-deactivated

Icarly was fucking terrifying

Sam knocked out a female heavy weight wrestler in one move, after directly asking her “Hey I’m pissed wanna throw down” and getting consent. She was 100% prepared for combat at that moment.

Freddy Hacked into a military computer, made a youtube video that could permanently damage your eyes, and also turned a toy gun into a functional laser gun.

Spencer had the gift of pyrokinesis which went off at random and this was treated as only a medium inconvenience.

Carly was able to manipulate all 3 of these people, one of them being her legal guardian. Sam and Freddy were said to be able to argue indefinitely, Sam even getting into a fight with her mom for so long the therapist who forced them into conversation nearly went insane.

Yet Carly could just say “Hey guys shut up” and they would stop talking right away.

thenixkat

Didn’t they have a rival who was pretty much just a straight up supervillain?

statboosts

Neville has, on multiple occasions, used legal loopholes as well as lots of money to endanger and inconvenience the main characters. In short, he is literally indistinguishable from Lex Luthor

wifiwife

Man shouldn’t be able to see his own face – there’s nothing more sinister. Nature gave him the gift of not being able to see it, and of not being able to stare into his own eyes.

Only in the water of rivers and ponds could he look at his face. And the very posture he had to assume was symbolic. He had to bend over, stoop down, to commit the ignominy of beholding himself.

The inventor of the mirror poisoned the human heart.

— Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet (1982)

hazardsoflove

reblog with your sign and your godly parent

incorrect-blackclover-quotes

Hades

vrandaa

stark-raven-mad

Modern poetry at its finest

veevee44

In 20 years no one’s gonna know what this means.

rhapsodycoventry

The super suit reference held up for like 14 years so I’m not too sure about that.

andromedaspull

Why does the pirate aesthetic have to go so hard like? I absolutely want to wear two coats and tall boots and a ton of fucking knives and a sword hello??? maybe not lose an eye but we all have to make sacrifices

lesbianshepard

in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words

lesbianshepard

the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.

enigma-boi

4damien

Anyone can help!

(Real pen the last picture)

It is important for EVERYONE to know how to help ANYONE. Not everyone can give them selves their medicine under every circumstance. Be educated, help out.

In the last year, i have gotten about five new violent allergies from foods i used to be able to eat. Next time i eat a fruit, my throat could close. I may not be able to inject myself. My boyfriend and i played with my trainer pen for like 30 minutes. He knows how to inject it. I know how. This is important.

kamiyu910

There are other ones as well, which are a lot less expensive, and they work about the same, but you have to read the instructions to make sure, because the ones I have require you to hold it in for 10 seconds

e-seraphim-deactivated20190530

JUST CAUSE SOMEONES DICK GETS HARD DOESNT MEAN THEYRE INTO IT.

GUYS GET RANDOM BONERS

GUYS GET BONERS WHEN THEIR DICK IS TOUCHED-ITS AN AUTOMATIC REACTION THATS OUT OF OUR CONTROL

JUST BECAUSE HE HAS A BONER DOESNT MEAN HE LIKES IT-GET HIS CONSENT FIRST.

e-seraphim-deactivated20190530

Like this happened one time with my ex from freshman year. She broke up with me and got with my friend and thus began their off and on relationship. During one of their off moments, me and a few other friends went to explore abandoned houses.

We went to the attic of one of them and I sat down and chilled while my friends smoked. By this time, I was dating my most recent ex but it was a private thing that I wasn’t telling anyone since it was so new. By this time I was 100% gay and I knew it.

So my ex gf climbed on top of me and started rubbing my dick.

I was so surprised and I told her to get off of me (me being the twig I am, wasnt able to push her off but I told her explicitly to get off of me) and her response was ‘no I’m horny and this is fun….’ then there was a long pause and she said ‘and you’re getting a boner..’

I DIDNT WANT A BONER SHE WAS JUST TOUCHING IT OUTSIDE OF MY PANTS OF COURSE MY DICKS GONNA REACT.

My friend eventually had to grab her and pull her off of me while I embarrassingly tell my friend group I’m dating a guys

Give consent. It’s the utmost important thing in any sexual or romantic scenario