Totally Correct* Birds Of Prey Quotes

*Only factually incorrect

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Dinah: Make sure not to tell anyone.

Shiva: Your secret is safe with my indifference.

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Barbara: Huntress, what are you doing tomorrow?

Helena: Having my day ruined with whatever you’re about to ask me to do.

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Cheshire: I know we have this unspoken rivalry-

Dinah: It’s not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me. And it’s not unspoken, you talk about it all the time?

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Ted Kord: Look, we're under the mistletoe! You know what that means...

Barbara: Actually this isn't mistletoe; it's holly.

*two days later*

Barbara: Oh my god, he was flirting with me.

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Dinah: Hey Helena? How big is the Christmas tree we have at the clock tower already?

Helena: I dont know…

*Helena opens her arms wide*

Helena: This big?

*Dinah jumps into Helena’s arms and hugs her*

Helena: DINAH.

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Zinda: Get me a vodka rocks.

Dawn: Zinda, It’s breakfast.

Zinda: And a piece of toast.

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Barbara: You know what? Maybe I ask too much of you.

Helena: I agree.

Barbara: Maybe if I want something done right I should just do it myself.

Helena: I'd love that.

Barbara: I'm trying to say you're-- You don't even even feel shame properly!

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Oliver: It's recently been pointed out to me that I'm actually an asshole.

Dinah: I've been telling you for years.

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“I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong”

- Barbara Gordon

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Zinda: I'm not supposed to have ideas, I'm the hot one.

Helena: Uh, pretty sure I'm the hot one.

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Dinah: Hey Helena? How big is the Christmas tree we have at the clock tower already?

Helena: I dont know…

*Helena opens her arms wide*

Helena: This big?

*Dinah jumps into Helena’s arms and hugs her*

Helena: DINAH.

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"I can't believe Ivy betrayed us. Why is it always the ones you most expect?"

- Dinah Lance

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Zinda: Helena, relax. Go get a beer.

Helena: I don't want a beer!

Zinda: Who said it was for you?

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Helena: Do you have any idea how many times I've had to get out of handcuffs?

Dinah: Whew! That's right, thank god you've been arrested so many times.

Helena: Arrested?

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Dinah: How do you take your coffee?

Helena: As dark as my soul.

Dinah: One vanilla latte with extra sugar and cream coming right up!

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Dick: I can't see anything that I don't like about you.

Barbara: But you will.

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Dinah: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me.

Barbara: Even more humiliating than-

Dinah: Let's not do this.