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Lots of incorrect "Carry On" quotes that nobody asked for. Ask blog @ask-queen-basil

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I’m sorry for spamming your notes, but your blog is just so funny and enjoyable~

Ahh! No need to be sorry!! You’re so sweet!! Thank you so much, I’m so glad that you enjoy it!

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Just wanted to say that I fucking love this blog thank unforced running it!

Omg thank you so much! I’m so glad you enjoy it!! Sorry posts aren’t super frequent! 💛💛

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Simon: I don’t like him. He disgusts me.

Penny: Yeah... I obsess over and never shut up about people who disgust me too.

Simon: I don’t talk about him all the time!

Agatha: Yes, Simon, you really kinda do.

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Simon: I have decided I am, in fact, a snack. It’s just that no one’s hungry.

Baz, under breath: I’m starving

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Agatha: what’s it like being friends with Baz?

Simon: It’s okay. Keeps me on my knees, ya know?

Simon: TOES! I MEAN TOES!

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what really happened:

Baz: {winks at Agatha’s direction while Simon and her are together}

Agatha, thinking: does baz,,, like me??? do i like baz??

Baz, also thinking: does agatha,,, really think i’m straight?? i was winking at ur boyfriend,,,,,,

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Baz: Go fuck yourself, Snow

Simon: Go fuck me yourself, you coward!

Baz: Fine! Come here so I can kiss you first, Bastard!

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Penny: Baz, are you okay? You don’t look too good.

Baz: Ah, I just have this headache that comes and goes.

Simon: *enters the room* Hey, I’m back!

Baz: And it’s back...

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I love your blog!

Thank you so much dear!! 

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Baz: (accidentally closes kitchen cabinet door a little too roughly)

*muffled sound of glasses crashing*

Baz: ……you hear that sound, Simon?

Simon: yeah?

Baz: that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem

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*Three hours later* Baz: *Opens kitchen cabinet door having forgotten about earlier* FuC-

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Baz: I have only the highest of standards.

Simon: *Looks in Baz’s general direction*

Baz: shit, he’s meeting all of my standards.

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I LOVE YOUR BLOG SO MUCH! HAH ITS SO FUNNY IT MAKES ME LAUGH THANK YOU!!!

THIS IS SO CUTE!! I am so happy that my dumb ramblings are actually funny!!! 💕💕

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Baz: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. Fucking oblivious.

Simon: Wow. They sound stupid.

Baz: But they're not. They're really smart actually, just dense.

Simon: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, "Hey, I love you!" kinda thing.

Baz: You really think that would work?

Simon: It's worth a try, isn't it?

Baz: Alright. Hey Snow, I love you.

Simon: See! Just say that!

Baz: Holy fucking shit.

Simon: If that flies over their head, then sorry, Baz, but they're too dumb for you.

Baz: Simon, no -

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simon: do you guys ever get water hungry

penelope: thirsty. do we ever get thirsty.

baz: no he said water hungry

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Simon: Baz?

Baz: *glancing up from book* Yeah?

Simon: What does BDSM mean?

Baz: *is choking* Bible Discussion and Study Meeting

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Baz: You’ve made Simon cry!

Penny: Simon always cries!

Simon: *crying* That’s not true!!!

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Simon: *laying under the stars with Baz* Words cannot Describe how utterly beautiful you are.

Baz: *tearing up* awe babe

Simon: Numbers can though!

Simon: 3 out of 10