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Therapist: You told me just the other day that you were completely over Miss du Nord.

Croix: Yeah, well, that was the other day, so keep up.

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Akko: Is there anything we can do?

Croix: There is one way, but it's terribly dangerous and partially illegal.

Croix: So you're in the right place!

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Akko: I do what I want

Lotte: I'm calling Professor Chariot

Akko: nO WAIT

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Akko: [sneaks back into the house at 2am]

Chariot, turning around in her chair: Where have you been?

Akko, panicking: Uhh, I was with... Professor Croix?

Croix, also turning around in her chair: Try again.

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Croix: He died of natural causes.

Chariot: You pushed him off a roof.

Croix: Gravity is natural.

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Chariot: Listen, I'm going to need you to swear-

Akko: Fuck!

Chariot:

Chariot: Swear as in promise.

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Chariot: Croix, have you been drinking?

Croix: Woodward was right.

Chariot: You have been drinking!

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Croix: And how exactly will you stop me?

Akko: I’ll call your wife.

Croix: Goddammit.

#croix meridies #lwa #s: b99

Amanda: What are you drinking?

Diana, tipsy: Vodka.

Amanda: What the hell? Straight?

Diana: No, gay.

Amanda: NOT YOU, THE VODKA—

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Sucy: Hey, this isn't the time to blame Akko.

Akko: Thank you! Finally.

Sucy: There will be plenty of time to blame her later, once this is resolved.

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Therapist: And what do we say when life disappoints us?

Croix: 'Called it.'

Therapist: No.

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Ursula: Some people give off a vibe like, ‘Do not fuck with me.’ My vibe is more like, ‘Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologise to you.’

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Chariot: I hope you have a good explanation for this.

Croix: I actually have three. Pick your favourite.

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Croix: If you need anything else at all, just ask... someone else.

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Diana: Did you stop to think this through?!

Akko: Bold of you to assume I ever think!

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Croix: Do you remember me, Akko?

Akko: That lady, the one who’s so smart.

Croix: Yeah, I’m pretty smart.

Amanda: [sarcastically] And very modest.

Chariot: Oh, believe me, she is being modest.

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