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[incorrect message from the clergy]

Papa II: Why does the Omega ghoul call you babygirl?

Papa III: How about we stop talking for a little while?

#incorrect ghost quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #papa emeritus iii #Omega Ghoul #Papa Emeritus II #source: mob psycho 100

[incorrect message from the clergy]

Papa II: Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer-

Popia: Little sunshine!

#incorrect ghost quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #Papa Emeritus II #papa emeritus iv #popia

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Papa II: Okay we need some burner phones for-

Papa III, pulling a bag out of nowhere: I gotchu, Fratellone, no worries

#papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus ii #not original

[incorrect message from the clergy]

Group therapist: What are the hardest things to say?

Papa II: I was wrong.

Copia: I need help.

Papa III: Worcestershire sauce.

#incorrect ghost quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus ii #cardinal copia #shitghosting #source: unknown

[incorrect message from the clergy]

Copia plushie: [exists]

Copia: I'm gonna to count to three and that shit better be deleted!

#incorrect ghost quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #cardinal copia #shitghosting #submission #gotham-doodles

[incorrect message from the clergy]

Aether: I sleep with a knife under my pillow, just for emergencies.

Dewdrop: Weak, I sleep with a flamethrower.

Cumulus: You’re both pathetic.

Aether: Oh really? What do you sleep with?

Cumulus: Cirrus.

#incorrect ghost quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #aether ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #cumulus ghoul #cirrus ghoul #shitghosting #source: unknown

[incorrect message from the clergy]

Copia: Here’s a question.

Copia: You’re on your way home and come to a fork in the road. One leads home and the other leads to death. There are two people. One always lies and the other tells the truth. You can only ask one question and only ask one of them.

Swiss: We could ask them about a movie that hasn’t come out yet!

Aether: Just ask them what color the sky is!

Dewdrop: Well I’ll just make my own path!

Mountain: Screw it, I’m making my own house here.

Copia:...I don’t think those work.

#incorrect ghost quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #cardinal copia #aether ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #mountain ghoul #shitghosting #submission #anonymous #source: submitter's english class apparently

[incorrect message from the clergy]

Copia: Water.

Rain: [twangs gituar]

Copia: Earth.

Mountain: [bangs drums]

Copia: Fire.

Dewdrop: [licks the frets]

Copia: Air.

Cirrus: [sick keytar solo]

Copia: Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar...“

Swiss: [sings and strums gituar]

”...master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.

Aether: Fuck off, Swiss.

Cumulus: [drags him off the stage by the horns]

Copia: A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang.

Swiss: [grumbles and slips out of Cumulus’s grip] That's not-!

Copia: And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang-

Swiss: THAT’S NOT MY NAME

Copia: can save the world.

#incorrect ghost quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #cardinal copia #aether ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #swiss ghoul #rain ghoul #mountain ghoul #cirrus ghoul #cumulus ghoul #shitghosting #source: avatar the last airbender #submission #lestravenclaw #i edited this bc the ghoulettes are the air element not aether

[incorrect message from the clergy]

Papa Nihil, gesturing to Copia: You look at him and tell me there's a god.

#incorrect ghost quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #papa nihil #cardinal copia #shitghosting #source: aqua teen hunger force #submission #anonymous

[incorrect message from the clergy]

Dewdrop: I don't have any behavioral disorder! It’s my human that’s nuts. I mean, you know, I bring him a dead bird, he throws it out. I bring him a dead mouse, right in the garbage!

Dewdrop, yelling at Copia: Is nothing I do good enough for you, Copia?

#incorrect ghost quotes #ghost bc #the band ghost #dewdrop ghoul #cardinal copia #submission #source: the secret life of pets 2 #anonymous