Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica

I figured our fandom needed a proper incorrect quotes blog, so here it is. Feel free to submit

[em-writes-creates-things]

So ever since I realized that Aven is also the acronym for the Asexual Visibility and Education Network I’ve had the idea that she’s aro and ace or demi

[teabooksandsweets]

@CotIG fans

Okay, my friend @ewokkiddo created an (actually several) Awesome CotIG fic exchange, and I have already signed up, and so should you, as the next Caretaker Day is still far away! So check out Of Dragons and Jade Cities! So, I’ll also tag a few people that come to my mind to makesure you guys see this: @imaginariumgeographica @imaginarydiscographies @deadgiraffesdonthavesex @frosttrix @gibbytod @intergalacticsock @tuxedobombe @time-traveling-cellist @zucchinigal @anyawen @jimkirksleftsock @sublimegentlemanalpaca @probs-a-mistake @incorrect-cotig-quotes @shrubwich I know more people. There have to be more… Also could @tamerlanehouse and @ofbadgersandblueberries please reblog this? Thanks!

[allieinarden]

C.S. Lewis: You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. J.R.R. Tolkien: (plunks down full 1-volume Lord of the Rings with appendices)
 C.S. Lewis: (narrows eyes) how much tea you got

[lesbianrey]

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

[meattunic-deactivated20171126]

cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it

cs lewis: they fucking suck

tolkien: thats not constructive criticism

[lazytechsupport]

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked

[blue-paladin-red-lion-deactivat]

Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you

[4setsofcorsets]

CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories

Tolkien: what do you mean

CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees.  are trees that important

Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.

~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~

[tcfkag]

@urulokid

[jordisstigander]

CS Lewis: Not more trees.

Tolkien: This one’s based on you.

[blackestglass]

@podficcerbynight

[allieinarden]

Lewis: You wanna break a record, Tollers? You already got it, for “world’s nerdiest old man.” Tolkien: At least I’m not all keyed up to write a kids’ series. Lewis: I’ll have you know that The Chronicles of Narnia has a big theology element and a lot of symbolism that goes over kids’ heads!

[incorrect-cotig-quotes-blog]

The Magician's Nephew: A Summary

Diggory: I'll just bury these magic rings under a tree

Tolkien: ...what

C.S. Lewis: it's a foolproof method of disposing of them

Tolkien: ...JACK, WE'VE GONE OVER THIS BEFORE

[gayboymint]

I made a thing but then @frosttrix made it better

[incorrect-cotig-quotes-blog]

Aven: I hope you know what you're doing. Jack: Yeah, me too.

[incorrect-cotig-quotes-blog]

Jack: Alright, you're clearly not listening to me. I can say whatever I want. John: Tell me about it. Jack: I murdered Fred last night. John: I feel you. Jack: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can't stop murdering. John: Been there.

[gayboymint]

per anon’s request

i’m so hecking done with these idiots

[incorrect-cotig-quotes-blog]

I don't think I ever shared my Laura Glue cosplay from 2 years ago. Pro tip: wearing multiple belts makes you feel powerful

[incorrect-cotig-quotes-blog]

John: There's no hope. Chaz: If there's one thing I've gleaned from you hero types it's that there's always hope.

[incorrect-cotig-quotes-blog]

The Cartographer: Whatever you're about to do, please don't do it.

*moments later*

The Cartographer: And they did it.

[darthstitch]

Shieldmaiden

John was a soldier huddled in the trenches facing No Man’s Land, feeling the most wretched he had ever been. He was cold and hungry, overwhelmed with the stench of unwashed bodies and infected wounds, the nearly endless rounds of gunfire and grenade explosions, the screams of the dying.

Sometimes he felt as if he would never again know the taste of bread and a proper cuppa tea, to breathe in air that was not foully tainted by the Enemy’s noxious poisons. Sometimes he felt that they were all under the pitiless gaze of some great Eye, naked in the Dark.

And then he heard an American voice say, “Don’t you understand? This is No Man’s Land. That means no man may cross it.”

And thus, John’s attention was captured by the hooded figure the American was speaking to. She dropped the cloak to reveal armor, that her hands carried a sword and a shield, and she ascended the ladder with steps swift and sure. John would always remember these words, though she herself had never said them aloud, but her actions spoke clear as day:

“I am no man.”

There she stood, a shining figure in the middle of No Man’s Land, facing the Enemy and drawing their fire, beautiful as the dawn, terrible as the sea, stronger than all the foundations of the Earth.

John Ronald Reuel Tolkien does not remember how he scrambled up the ladder to follow after her, only that he and his fellow soldiers followed in Her wake, to fight by her side and onwards to victory.

[incorrect-cotig-quotes-blog]

A "Keep of Time" memory box Any ideas for painting the inside?

[incorrect-cotig-quotes-blog]

Guess what this made me think of

[galahadiant]

I was supposed to post the angsty jack meta I promised @imaginariumgeographica, but instead this is uh…a shitpost (I still haven’t figured out a design for john so you just get these two idiots)

the alternate title for this is “cs lewis demonstrates blind faith”