Jameson: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Grayson: What did you do?!
Grayson: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Jameson: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
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Janeson: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Grayson: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
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Xander: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Avery, used to Xander being dumb: Sure...
Xander: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Xander: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Xander: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Avery: Jesus, that one is a little-
Jameson, interested: No, no, Xander, keep going.
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Jameson: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
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Xander: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Grayson: Xander, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Jameson?
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Xander, shooing Grayson away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.
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Avery: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.
Avery: *slow-mo walks out of the room*
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Xander: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Grayson: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
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Grayson: Pick a card, any card.
Grayson: Wait, that's my credit card!
Jameson: You said any card.
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Jameson, texting Grayson: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Grayson′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
Grayson, texting back: Fuck you.
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Avery, to Xander: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.
Xander: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.
Avery: You just told me you're pregnant.
Jameson: Congratulations Xander, you're glowing!
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Everyone is playing a board game together
Xander: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Avery: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Jameson: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Grayson: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Jameson: *flips the board*
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Avery: Remain CALM! *slaps Jameson multiple times*
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Xander: Jameson is late again.
Grayson: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Max: I printed up a fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Avery: I set his clock to say PM when it’s really AM.
Xander: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
Jameson bursts through the door
Jameson: WHAT YEAR IS IT?
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