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@incorrect-father-brown-quotes
Bunty: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.
Sid: Also with “butt dial” vs “booty call.”
Mrs. McCarthy: It’s called connotation.
Felicia: Don’t forget “Forgive me father, I have sinned” and “Sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty.”
Sullivan (up a tree): Ooh! Ooh! Bees! Sid! Lots of lots of lots of bees! Er, i-in the dead branch! A lot! Sid: Well, don’t shout! Just climb down! Climb down! Sullivan (in a loud whisper): No. I don’t think I should move. I don’t think the bees would like it! I think I’ll just keep very still, and maybe the bees will forget me! Sid (flatly): Oh, terrific. I’m stranded in the middle of Ireland with Inspector Winnie the Pooh.
Fr. Brown: What’s worse that a heartbreak?
Valentine: When you wake up in the morning and you realized your phone wasn’t charging.
Mallory: When you wake in the morning.
Sullivan: When you wake up.
Sid: Will you dance with me?
Bunty: of course!
Both: *dance the Macarena in perfect unison*
GOODFELLOW: Here you are Inspector – nice hot cup of coffee.
SULLIVAN: (sighs and slurps) Oh, it’s cold.
GOODFELLOW: Nice cup of coffee.
SULLIVAN: It’s horrible!
GOODFELLOW: Cup of coffee.
SULLIVAN: I’m not even sure it is coffee.
GOODFELLOW: Cup.
Felicia: Bunty, can you come out?
Bunty: Aunt Fiss, I’m bi.
Felicia: Oh I know that, I meant come out to the car.
Bunty: Car, I’m bi.
Felicia: Look, let’s just agree to say sorry on the count of three.
Mrs McCarthy: 1, 2, 3...
Felicia:
Mrs. McCarthy:
Felicia: Well now I’m just disappointed in both of us.
How do I uninstall anxiety?
- Inspector Sullivan, every day, right after waking up.
Sid: Remember, if you don’t sin, then Jesus died for nothing.
Felicia: 👀 👀 👀
Fr. Brown: *wheezes*
Mrs. McCarthy: S I D N E Y-
Goodfellow: How did it go?
Sullivan: fine. Fine. FiNe. Fine! FINE ... Father?
Goodfellow: Well, anything you say five times is obviously true.
Flambeau: Okay, we gotta get through this locked door, Felicia give me your credit card.
Felicia: Here.
Flambeau, pocketing it: Cool. *kicks down door*
Felicia: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.
Sid: *sips waffle* Why?
Mallory: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the hell up.
Fr. Brown: Is it me?
Mallory: It’s alway you, padre.
Hercule: Don’t test me, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
Mrs. McCarthy: I don’t like you now.
I just watched the first episode of season 8, the ending was so sweet! I love Inspector Mallory!
that's from tumblr user incorrect-father-brown-opinions
if i ever change my username it WILL be to this
based off a post by @incorrect-father-brown-quotes
Oh my gosh oh my gosh! That’s hilarious, and it’s so true! I love Goodfellow’s reaction, and Mallory’s red eyes 😂 😂
Father Brown: What're you two arguing about this time?
Mrs McCarthy: Bunty is always using common phrases incorrectly!
Bunty: Oh cry me a table, Mrs M.
