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Cami: What’s the best way to kill someone?

Towntrap: Kindness.

Owynn: If we’re being stealthy, potassium cyanide. Otherwise, everything from a knife to a bazooka works.

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Owynn: You know how you were telling me to “be myself”?

Freddy: Mhm.

Owynn: And what would you say is my defining feature?

Freddy: Um... you start a lot of fires.

Owynn: Bingo! I crave the flame. [Smoke starts pouring in the room.] Anyway, I wanted to thank you for the confidence boost.

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Usagi: Where I come from, this is not tolerated!

Deuz: We’re nowhere near where you can from so shut up.

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Fox: Lesbians, what is your wisdom?

Cami: World hard and cold... tiddie warm and soft.

Meg: Girl hot...

Abby: Watch Naruto!

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Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Chica

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Toddy: You can’t rush perfection.

Meg: I’m not rushing perfection, I’m rushing you.

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If I die I have two requests. One, a Viking funeral pyre, and two, I want you to take over my Facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone.

Bonnie, speaking to Freddy

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Owynn: I’m such an idiot.

[Long pause.]

Meg: If you’re waiting for me to disagree, it’s gonna be a long night.

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If you steal someone’s car, you return it with a full tank of gas. That’s just common courtesy.

Towntrap

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Golden, speaking about Fox: Fellas is it gay to fall in love with another man and spend your life with him?

Chica: I think that is the literal definition of gay.

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Owynn: So you remember the plan if I ever get shot, right?

Cami: Of course.

Owynn: Tell me.

Cami: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing “MMMMM WHATCHA SAY” no matter the circumstances.

Owynn: Good.

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Fred: Hey Golden, can you give me some dating advice?

Golden: Just because I’m with Fox doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Chica: C’mon, I wasn’t that drunk.

Freddy: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Chica, tearing up: Because you are!

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Joy: Aw, you poor thing.

Golden: Don’t bring my financial status into this.

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Bonnie: I spy something beginning with “s”!

Chica: Sunshine?

Bonnie: No, not sunshine!

Chica: [Looks over to see Golden and Fox arguing] Sexual tension?

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Fox: I’m the most responsible person of this family.

Meg: Yesterday you set the bathroom on fire.

Fox: There was a spider.

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Golden: I had to Wikipedia my age the other day. I forgot how old I was.

Fox: That is the richest shit I’ve ever heard.

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