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Drake, after having not seen Armen for a long time: I cannot wait—

[distant screams]

Drake: It seems we will have to wait.

#drake #mention: armen #the haunted #the haunting #the haunted minecraft #the haunting minecraft #source: rwby

Grayson: [to Drake & Armen] If either of you use my name again, I will remove your organs in alphabetical order. Any questions?

Armen: Which alphabet?

Grayson:

Armen:

Armen: Sorry, you really didn’t want these questions, did you?

#armen #grayson #mention: drake #the haunted #the haunting #the haunted minecraft #the haunting minecraft #source: doctor who

Armen: [gestures to the Red Queen] You never mentioned this!

Mia: Do you talk about all of the loons and scoundrels in your family tree?

Armen: If I didn’t, I would HAVE anyone to talk about!

#armen #mia #mention: red queen #the haunted #the haunting #the haunted minecraft #the haunting minecraft #source: the real ghostbusters

Grayson: Last time you said ‘everything is in order’, I ended up fighting a bear.

Drake: How much longer are you going to reference that? I cannot be held accountable for acts of god.

#drake #grayson #the haunted #the haunting #the haunted minecraft #the haunting minecraft #source: the confessions of cassidy cain

“I'm just killing for sport at this point. I don't know where my target is, so everyone is my target.”

-Luke

#luke #the haunted #the haunting #the haunted minecraft #the haunting minecraft #source: call me kevin

Lalea: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?

Armen: Why start now?

#armen #lalea #the haunted #the haunting #the haunted minecraft #the haunting minecraft #source: the real ghostbusters

Grayson: What’s it like being tall?

Luke: Is it nice?

Armen: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Drake: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

#armen #drake #grayson #luke #the haunted #the haunting #the haunted minecraft #the haunting minecraft #source: unknown

Mia: I just had a thought.

Grayson: I’ll buy you a card to commemorate the moment.

#grayson #mia #the haunted #the haunting #the haunted minecraft #the haunting minecraft #source: animorphs

Drake: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid!

Drake: I’m actually very good at mathematics.

Drake: Thirdly, I think you might be right.

#drake #the haunted #the haunting #the haunted minecraft #the haunting minecraft #source: hermitcraft

Armen: Herobrine is renowned for being a terrifying combatant.

Collin: [pissed] Let him come, I’ll kill him.

Armen: You just can’t kill all of your problems, Collin.

Collin: Bet.

#armen #collin #mention: herobrine #the haunted #the haunting #the haunted minecraft #the haunting minecraft #source: problem children abridged

Luke: [holds a gun out to Grayson]

Grayson: [visibly uncomfortable] I— I don't believe in guns.

Luke: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

#grayson #luke #the haunted #the haunting #the haunted minecraft #the haunting minecraft #source: criminal minds

Grayson: We’re kind of missing something guys.

Lalea: Cohesion?

Lalea: Teamwork?

Lalea: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Mia: And Drake is not here.

Lalea: Oh, and that, yeah.

#grayson #lalea #mia #mention: drake #the haunted #the haunting #the haunted minecraft #the haunting minecraft #source: sovietwomble

Lalea: What do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it’s been preventing?

Mia: Oh, Lalea, I’d be lying if I said my men weren’t committing crimes.

Lalea: Touché.

#lalea #mia #the haunted #the haunting #the haunted minecraft #the haunting minecraft #source: the simpsons

“And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.”

-Emperor Ferox

#emperor ferox #the haunted #the haunting #the haunted minecraft #the haunting minecraft #source: my babysitter’s a vampire

Drake: Isn’t a bit dangerous?

Grayson: Drake, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Drake:

Grayson: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Drake:

Grayson: Alright, we escaped unhurt once.

Grayson: ...Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

#drake #grayson #the haunted #the haunting #the haunted minecraft #the haunting minecraft #source: the amazing world of gumball

Armen: Luke, are you alright, dude!?

Luke: Yeah, I think so.

Armen: WELL YOU DON’T DESERVE TO BE!

#armen #luke #the haunted #the haunting #the haunted minecraft #the haunting minecraft #source: teenage mutant ninja turtles

Luke: I... I’ve been living a lie.

Drake: Just one? I’m living like twenty.

#drake #luke #the haunted #the haunting #the haunted minecraft #the haunting minecraft #source: seinfeld

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