Incorrect IBVS Quotes

Hello! This is a fan-made blog for Isaac Beamer Vs the Supernatural (ibvs) by @onebizarrekai. The mods are mod red, mod currie, and mod xie :)

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R u alive?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Edward, driving:

Geno, in the backseat: so why does Cody call you babyboy-

Edward: let's stop talking for a while

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Isaac: My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

Chris: My mom kept the dog’s baby teeth but not mine

Isaac: I’m sorry but that’s actually really fucking funny

Barry: wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

Edward: My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

Barry: Wait what how many teeth do you have????

Isaac: I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

Barry: I’m sorry what? You grew teeth like a shark?

Nevin: When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

Barry: Excuse me?

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A random idea me and some fellow nerds came up with

Nevin: I can’t believe we’re willingly talking to Quinton.

 Isaac: Yeah, well I suggest getting over yourself cuz that’s his house right there

Chris: Cmon guys, cut him some slack, he’s at least trying to be better. 

Isaac: Yeah Yeah lets just get this over with. 

*Walks up and knocks on the door*

*Miscelaneous shuffling noises from inside*

Edward, opens the door looking half asleep with a piece of toast in his hand wearing a frog onesie: Wha- 

Everyone: …………. 

Edward: *Slams door shut*

Chris: ……. 

Nevin: ……….. 

Isaac: ………. 

Nevin: Who votes for never letting him live this down 

Isaac: Abso-fucking-lutely

Basically, I’m feral over the idea of Edward having a frog obsession

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Hey, guys. Wake up. New Chapter recently dropped.(...Did I do that right?)

me and xie read it yesterday!!! very good tea, very good.

sorry i’ve been offline, working on ibvs week things

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Just hear to say Have a good day <3

thanks! you too :)

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Chris: Wait, this is about the supernatural? I thought this was some sort of teen drama or something.

Isaac: I don't even know anymore Chris, just go with it.

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Barry's phone: You have seventeen messages.

Barry: What?!

Barry's phone: Message one. *beep*

Edward: Hey Barry, it's Ed. Don't worry, I didn't do anything stupid. I'm just calling because I might need a ride later, Isaac can't drive and Chris' dad has the car. Anyway, we'll call you if we need a ride after the show. Peace Blue!

Barry's phone: End of message.

Barry: Yeah, I'm just gonna skip to the last one...

Barry's phone: Message seventeen. *beep*

Chris: OH MY GOD IS HE DEAD?!

Edward: JUST KEEP DRIVING TO THE HOSPITAL!

Isaac: Can we just go home?

Edward: SHUT UP INK! BARRY FOR THE LOVE OF KAI PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE, WE ARE IN DEEP SHIT. THE KATY PERRY SHOW WENT SOUTH SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE OUR OWN FUN. OH FUCK, OH SHIT, PICK UP THE PHONE! BARRY! THERE'S A BOX UNDER A BUNCH OF FLOORBOARDS UNDER MY BED, TAKE THAT AND GO TO THE WOODS NEAR THE SCHOOL AND BURN IT. DON'T BREATH IT IN, USE ONE OF MY SHIRTS TO GET THE FIRE GOING IF YOU GOTTA! YOU GOTTA DO THIS FOR ME BARRY!

Chris: EDWARD KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!

Isaac: Truck.

Everyone: *SCREAMING*

Barry's phone: End of message.

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MoRe QuOTes ANd InaCtIvItY IBVS Belongs to @onebizarrekai Quote comes from @incorrect-ibvs-quotes

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Okay, so now I have a weird mix of ibvs and rise of the tomb raider in my head and I'm not sure if it's healthy to think about it. I needed to share this with someone and ur my victim

what’s rise of the tomb raider

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oh I actually post something? yea apparently IBVS belongs to @onebizarrekai Incorrect quote by @incorrect-ibvs-quotes

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woah neat! really love the whole pointy eared nevin thing you've got going on, great art dude!

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Edward: ...whoops.

Chris: Whoops? WHOOPS?! WE ARE IN 'OH FUCK' TERRITORY, AND I EXPECT YOU TO ACT LIKE IT.

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Issac: *drawing with classical or something in the background*

Issac: ... Hey Chris? Is this a Trumpet or a Trombone?

Chris: ...

Chris: Saxophone?

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Pretty much the only one that actually knows about Drew’s weird smell thing other than Drew himself is Nevin

It confuses anyone else but it’s such a random thing that no one figures it out

The only reason Nevin knows is because he’s lived with him his entire life and the smell has changed several times

And the only reason Drew knows is because Nevin’s mentioned it a few times

He doesn’t notice it at all

this is really interesting anon, really well thought out too. kudos to you!

-mod currie

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YES EXACTLY

Also in our headcannon Drew has a really weird thing going on around him that he just smells like something you love, or something that comforts you

A specific candle smell, a smell from your childhood, something that reminds you of your lover

Etc

It’s really easy to relax around him because of this

YES

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Not a quote but my friend and I have this headcannon that all the Apple Children have these weirdly specific smells that never goes away

Which extends to Nevin and Drew

And in this headcannon Nevin always smells like the last thing he cooked and I just like to imagine Chris making it a point to stand juuust near enough to him to sniff and not be too weird about it and try to guess what it was Nevin mase

Pancakes? Spaghetti? Applesauce? Tacos?

He gets really good at identifying very specific food smells

i accept this headcanon, but i can’t get this scene out of my mind

Nevin: What are you doing?

Chris, torn between deciding if Nevin smells like waffles or tacos: ...not much

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Chris: Are you a cactus?

Nevin: ...why?

Chris: I wanna pat you.

Nevin: When do you get the urge to pat a cactus?

Chris:  It's just that I feel that no one touches them because they're put off by the spikes and that must be a sad life. They're just an outer wall of defense and inside they're just like us, I'm willing to push past their defense to get to them, y'know? Anything to make them feel better.

Nevin: *tearing up* oh.