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Clemont: It’s a new piece of equipment I’ve been researching, but all it seems to do is infect my inventions with some sort of murder virus.

Bonnie: You brought along a murder virus, and not a blanket?!

Miette: So I lost in the Master Class, hehe

Serena: Why are you looking up?

Miette: I NEED TO CRY BUT MY FOUNDATION WAS $40

Clemont: I’m just a really tough person.

Bonnie: Just today, you were crying over Magneton.

Clemont, sobbing: THEY CAN’T BLOW OUT THEIR BIRTHDAY CANDLES

No one:

Nobody:

Literally no person:

I promise you, not a single soul:

Ash: PIKACHU USE THUNDERBOLT!!

Clemont: Buckle down and do your work, or you’re going to McDonald’s.

Bonnie: We going to McDonald’s if I don’t do my work??

Clemont: NO

(While looking at an ad for a hot knife for toast)

Miette: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Clemont: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

Alain: If you want information it is

Serena (to Bonnie): And over there, in order, we see a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw, and a Slytherin.

Ash: WHY WOULD YOU STAB SOMEONE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TOAST??

Bonnie: There’s the Hufflepuff.

Rules and stuff

Aight so I should probably get this out of the way now so I don’t get this stuff submitted

1. The quotes don’t have to be limited to Ash, Serena, Clemont, and Bonnie, but the characters do have to be in the X&Y anime.

2. Shipping quotes is ok as long as it’s not an abusive or pedophilic relationship

3. No extreme NSFW. Dick jokes are ok, but not really really graphic stuff (especially since the Kalos Crew are all minors)

4. No slurs (n-word, r-word, t-word, you know what I’m talking about). Swear words are ok.

5. Add the source in the tags or underneath the quote.

I guess that’s it? If I think of more I’ll add stuff

Kalos: Where Dreams And Adventures Begin!