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Incorrect quotes blog for the movie Final Fantasy XV: Kingsglaive // Currently only run by Mod Libertus

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"We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled."

- Nyx Ulric

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Regis: I can't lie to the people!

Libertus: You lie to them every day when you say that you care about them!

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Axis: You wanna smoke some grass, you call heapass!

Tredd: If you wanna eat some ass, you call heapass!

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Drautos: Look at all these married couples!

Drautos, through a megaphone: 50% OF YOU WILL STATISTICALLY DIVORCE.

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Drautos: this area 51 thing is stupid. who's actually going to participate

Nyx, Libertus, Tredd, and Luche: well, you see, the thing is

[sunbunnyyy]

reblog for crowe

like if u agree

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Me and the boys going over the plan before we storm Area 51

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Tredd: Don't put me on the same level as that...that...virgin! I might catch his virginity!

Crowe: Nah, my guess is you're already infected.

Nyx: Wait, can you really catch it?

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Nyx: *preparing to fight Glauca*

Lunafreya: PLEASE DON'T DIE!

Libertus: FUCK HIM UUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!

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Lunafreya: Oh, you two are back early.

Nyx: Wall's haunted.

Lunafreya: ...What?

Nyx, grabbing the Ring: Wall's haunted.

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Libertus: Dear friends, mortality is something we all have to be reminded of in scary doses. Please call those you love today and tell them so.

Tredd: I've called 4 people to remind them they are going to die. None of them appreciated it.

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Luche, calling Pelna: Hello?

Pelna: Hey, what's up?

Luche: I need your help, can you come here?

Pelna: I can't, I'm buying clothes.

Luche: All right, well then hurry up and come over here.

Pelna: I can't find them!

Luche: ...What do you mean you can't find them?

Pelna: I can't find them, there's only soup.

Luche: What do you mean, there's only soup?!

Pelna: It means there's only soup!

Luche: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!

Pelna: ALL RIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!!!

Pelna: ...There's more soup!

Luche: What do you mean there's more soup?!

Pelna: There's just more soup!

Luche: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE!

Pelna: There's still soup!

Luche: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!

Pelna: I'M AT SOUP!

Luche: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE AT SOUP?!

Pelna: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!

Luche: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Pelna: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!!

Luche: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!

Pelna: FUCK YOU!!!

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Nyx: Real talk, though. Do y'all think I can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?

Luche: You're a hazard to society.

Crowe: And a coward. Do 20.

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Nyx: These abandoned cars go on for miles!

Lunafreya: Maybe they left them when they got rescued!

Nyx: That's... one theory.

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Libertus: A good romance starts with a good friendship!

Tredd: And a bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah. Roma, roma ma ma ga ga, ooh la la."

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"Here's my counter-offer to your counter-offer: Go fuck yourselves!"

- Nyx Ulric to the Kings of Old

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Hey FFXV fandom! If you’re anything like me, you have a lot of songs that remind you of a FFXV character. But, you don’t know what to do with it! So, this blog is dedicated to sharing songs that remind you of that FFXV character! Let’s all cry together! 

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Hey guys not to be Like That but I'm doin a thing ;w;

It'd be appreciated if you'd follow this blog too! Sorry I don't usually do this, but I'm excited for this one ^^;;

- Mod Libertus