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@incorrect-kotlc-quotes
Sophie: Fitz and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Dex: *Sighing* What did Fitz do? Sophie: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Fitz: Who wants a steering wheel?
Bronte: Say something to me so I don't inflict on Alina next meeting.
Oralie: There are no stuffed alicorns in Exile.
Bronte: Thank you...wait is my softness that obvious?
Oralie: Yes.
Yes to the formatting! Bronte: Say something to me so I don't inflict on Alina next meeting. Oralie: There are no stuffed alicorns in Exile. Bronte: Thank you...wait is my softness that obvious? Oralie: Yes.
Going to put this in a formatted post! Thank you for the ask :)
*tribunal hall*
bronte, raising his wine glass: i have something to say
bronte: i cannot believe i have already suffered another twelve months of absolute fuckery with you all.
bronte: cheers
Sophie, pointing to a construction sign: Road work ahead? Sophie’s gang in unison almost immediately: Uh, YEAH, I sure HOPE it does. Stina: Stina: Am I being inducted into a cult
Blur: There’s good news and bad news, which one do you want first?
Mr Forkle:Â The bad news?
Blur:Â The penguin tried to eat Squall.
Mr Forkle: We don’t own a peng-
Blur: Now for the good news!
Alden, to Sophie: You'll understand when you're older.
Bronte: I'm older and I understand absolutely nothing.
Fallon: I understand less, actually.
Emery: Bronte, I know that you and Alina are going to Loamnore to meet with King Enki today. We both know that King Enki takes offense easily, and there's a chance that Alina will get punched. I'm going to need your help.
Bronte: Sure, I'd love to see Alina get punched.
Emery: Try again.
Bronte: I will try to stop Alina from getting punched.
Emery: Correct.
Mr. Ignis: Ruy, listen son- Gethen: No. Mr. Ignis: Excuse me- Gethen: You didn’t love him enough Gethen: He is my child now. Deal with it bitch Gethen: *throws mr.ignis away*
Emery: Bronte, I know that you and Alina are going to Loamnore to meet with King Enki today. We both know that King Enki takes offense easily, and there's a chance that Alina will get punched. I'm going to need your help. Bronte: Sure, I'd love to see Alina get punched. Emery: Try again. Bronte: I will try to stop Alina from getting punched. Emery: Correct.
HAHA this is perfect! Mind if I make an actual post so I can format it nicely? Tumblr is really bad about ask formatting.
Oralie: Bronte I made you a friendship bracelet. Bronte: I don’t really wear jewelry. Oralie: oh it’s okay. Bronte: but I am going to wear it forever and never take it off.
From a Sanders sides incorrect quotes video on YouTube
Before Sophie arrives in the lost cities Bronte: I hate everyone! Oralie: everyone? Bronte: except for you Oralie.
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hi hello, i really didnt think i would ever do this, but me and my friend made a deal for her to stay alive every notes this gets (im tagging your rp blog so you can see this @lord-cassius​)
@number-one-empath​ @make-kotlc-gayer​ @bronte-deserves-better​ @loki-the-trikster-god​ @magicalwalrus​ @ellas-enchanted​
Promote the heck out of thisÂ
@eating-mooncakes @ladystinaheks @oggie-bloggie @ohmykeefe idk who else to tag
Fintan: You know, if you roll a die, and bet on anything but two, it can still turn up a two. Any decision can go badly, no matter how good the decision was. So a bad outcome doesn't necessarily mean it was a bad decision. Do you see what I mean?
Bronte: Fintan, the kitchen is on fire.
Sophie, writing a strongly worded letter to Oralie after the whole thing that went down in Legacy: I’d say you did your best, but I’m not a liar.
Keefe: Oh, L-I-E-R, babe.
Sophie: We get it, Keefe, you’re a good speller.
(source: Black Friday)
Kenric, singing loudly: SWEEET CAROLINE
Oralie, singing back from the next castle over: GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD
Bronte, exhausted: IT'S THREE FUCKING AM GO TO SLEEP
*council playing truth or dare*
Emery: Bronte, I dare you to-
Oralie: No daring Bronte to do stupid things!
Kenric: Why?
Bronte, sighing: Because I have no regard for my own safety