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Scarab: I feel like I can be myself around you.

Aoede: You’re weird and quiet around me.

Scarab: yes.

Ambrosia, signing: Did it hurt? Mallory, signing back: Did what hurt? Ambrosia: When you fell through the floor. Mallory: Ambrosia: I saw it. Gimble saw it. Everyone saw it.

#I found this in my drafts and holy hell why didn’t I post it lmao #source: tumblr #ambrosia #mallory

Sugar: Finish the song!! Dashing through the-

Aoede: -Wanderer. I need to find oil. I need all the oil I can get. Enough to fill 4 bathtubs. I’m going to cover myself in oil and slide around the ground to achieve maximum velocity. Get ready Varo.

#source: tumblr #aoede #sugar #zander

Interviewer to Scarab: So… what’s it like to marry someone way WAY out of your league?

Scarab: Well-

Shez, grabbing the mic: Amazing. Wonderful, actually. I never thought I’d be this lucky.

#source: tumblr #marty #shez #scarab

Orim: Um. Mallory, will my pizza be long?

Mallory: [ No, my apologies.. it will be round… ]

#source: tumblr #mallory #orim

Vice: Nice shirt.. does it come in mens?

Zayn: Oh I think you come in men enough for all of us.

#zayn #vice #marty #source: tik tok

Brianna: Hello. I’m Aidan’s emergency contact.

Scarab: Ah.. yes. Are you here to investigate his passing?

Brianna: I’m here to remove myself as Aidan’s emergency contact.

#brianna #source: perchance incorrect quote generator #dippy #scarab

Vanessa: If history repeats itself, I’m getting a dinosaur!

#and then she fucking did #source: quote generator at perchance #vanessa

Scarab: How do representatives yell at each other without crying…

Hamford: As a representative I can tell you it gets like super fucking close dude

#source: tumblr #scarab #hamford #marty

Orim: Dracula had it right. Sleep all day, live alone in a castle, explode into bats to get out of social situations…

#orim #source: perchance generator

Theia: Why are Veridia and Ally sitting back to back??

Eder: They had a fight.

Theia: Then why are they holding hands??

Eder: They get sad when they fight.

#source: tumblr #aletheia #alethariel #dippy #eder

Lira: Stay calm!! You have everything you need to defeat Cassius!

Theia: The power to believe in myself?

Lira: No!! A Knife! Shank him!!

#source: quote generator at perchance #lira #aletheia

Veridia: Hey, yeah, milkshake with two straws please.

Alethariel, blushing: Oh…

Veridia, putting both straws in her mouth: Watch how fast I can drink this-

#veridia #source: tumblr #alethariel #dippy

Scarab: For the fifth time. Please explain to me what Upsexy is.

Zayn: Could you say that again, but in two words?

#scarab #source: tumblr #zayn

Lira: Mallory! You died, do you remember anything??

Mallory: Ah.. just the ambulance ride.

Lira: There wasn’t an ambulance, we carried you here.

Mallory: But… I heard a siren?

Astor: That was me sorry I got nervous.

#astor #source: tumblr #lira #mallory

Halaza: Listen. You like her. I know you like her. Why not just ask her out? The Halaza way.

Lira: The… Halaza way?

[ later ]

Sylen: Lira, good day- what are you doing??

Lira, sharpening Halaza surrounded by lit candles and a pentagram: Sit down in the middle here and don’t ask why.

#source: tumblr #lira #sylen #halaza #bailey

Mallory: I love you guys. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

Aoede: We’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you???

Aoede: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you I’m not gonna lie.

#aoede #source: tumblr #mallory

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