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Eddie *at the car dealership*: I'm a professional google reviewer

Worker: Umm

Eddie: I will destroy you for fun

Richie at Pennywise: I will eat your dick!

Eddie: Does Pennywise even have a dick?

Stan: Ew I don't want to know that.

Bev: Wait but does he?

Mrs. Uris: So when am I going to get those grandkids

Stan: It would be irresponsible for me to reproduce

Stan: Also I'm fucking two men

Stan: But who knows? Let's see what happens

Hey all I feel like my dash is empty rn

REBLOG THIS IF U STILL POST IT/REDDIE CONTENT SO WE CAN ALL FOLLOW EACH OTHER

Richie, trying to be cool: I’ve broken just about every law you can name

Stan: Tax evasion?

Richie: No, I-

Stan: Sniffing glue?

Richie: NO-

Stan: Riding your horse over 10miles per hour?

Richie: I don’t even have a-

Stan: Catching a fish with your bare hands?

Richie *touches something he's not supposed to*

Eddie: Dude don't touch that *slaps his hand away*

Richie *goes to touch it again*

Eddie: What did I just say!?

Richie: Well I gotta make it seem like I didn't touch it!!

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