yelena belova lover

i just like women.

[incorrect-mcuwomen]

xialing: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. i'll wait.

katy: you and me!!!

xialing, tearing up: okay.

[incorrect-mcuwomen]

earth-838 wanda: can you keep a secret?

scarlet witch: do you know anything about my life?

earth-838 wanda: no i do not. good point.

[incorrect-mcuwomen]

christine: america, keep an eye on wanda

today. she's going to say something to the

wrong person and get punched.

america: sure, i'd love to see wanda get

punched.

christine: try again.

america, sighing: i will stop wanda from

getting punched.

[incorrect-mcuwomen]

wanda: here’s a fun christmas idea. we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

maria: wanda no.

peggy: mistlefoe.

maria: please stop encouraging her.

[incorrect-mcuwomen]

america, to christine: my life is in the hands of an idiot!

christine, motioning to herself and wanda: no no no no no, TWO idiots!

[incorrect-mcuwomen]

nat : carol and i are having a baby.

wanda: that's gre-

nat , slamming adoption papers on the table: it’s you, sign here.

[incorrect-mcuwomen]

natasha: i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying.

[incorrect-mcuwomen]

carol: what’s something you guys are better than yelena at?

kate: mario kart.

wanda: yeah, video games.

natasha: emotional vulnerability.

[incorrect-mcuwomen]

pepper, walking into her house: hello, people who do not live here.

wanda: hey.

gamora: hi.

mantis: hello.

nebula: hey!

hope: hiya

okoye: hello ma’am.

valkyrie: hello!

shuri: hi ms potts

pepper: i gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

carol: we were out of doritos.

[incorrect-mcuwomen]

eleanor: if you had to choose between kate and all the money i have in my wallet, which would you choose?

yelena: that depends, how much money are we taking about?

kate: yelena!

eleanor: 63 cents.

yelena: i'll take the money.

kate: YELENA!!!

[incorrect-mcuwomen]

natasha: hey wanda

wanda: yes?

natasha: can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

wanda:

wanda: where’s carol?

[incorrect-mcuwomen]

nat: i trust kate.

yelena: you think she knows what she’s doing?

nat: i wouldn't go that far.

[incorrect-mcuwomen]

cop: you’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

darcy: shit.

jane: wait, three?

cop: yeah?

lady sif: OH MY GOD HELA FELL OFF!!!

[sakura-haruka]

Happy international women’s day!

[incorrect-mcuwomen]

wanda: treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

monica: killed without hesitation.

wanda: no.

[marvelbipoc]

MENG’ER ZHANG as XU XIALING — Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

[incorrect-mcuwomen]

hela: yo is agatha sleeping or dead?

wanda: hopefully dead, i hated her guts.

thena: yeah, so did i.

agatha: okay first of all, fuck you-