Blood Didnt Make A Family. Love Did.

Metaltown memes

[incorrect-metaltown]

Lena: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Colin, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

[incorrect-metaltown]

(About Otto)

Colin: I prevented a murder today.

Ty: Really? How’d you do that?

Colin: self control.

[incorrect-metaltown]

Colin: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Ty: Just rip the bandage off.

Colin: It’s Lena.

Ty: Put the bandage back on.

[incorrect-metaltown]

Colin, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Ty: You did WHAT–

Lena: William Snakepeare

[incorrect-metaltown]

Colin: Ty and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Lena: *Sighing* What did Ty do?

Colin: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Ty: Who wants a steering wheel?

[incorrect-metaltown]

Colin: While I’m gone, Ty, you’re in charge.

Ty: Yes!!!

Colin, whispering: Lena, you’re secretly in charge.

Lena: Obviously.

[incorrect-metaltown]

Ty: Hey Colin,

Colin: Yes?

Ty: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Colin:

Colin: Where’s Lena?

[incorrect-metaltown]

Colin: HELP! I TOLD LENA I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Ty, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?