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I have a new Moon Knight ask blog! You can ask Marc, Steven, and Jake anything you like at @askthemoonbois. Please follow and leave a question 🙏

I will still be updating this blog regularly, fret not :)

Layla: I feel like doing something stupid.

Marc: I’m something stupid; do me.

Marc: Did you have to stab him?

Jake: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Marc: What did he say?

Jake: “What are you going to do? Stab me?”

Steven: *from the other room* That’s fair!

Marc: Why the hell did you give Jake a KNIFE?!

Steven: He said he felt unsafe.

Marc: Now I feel unsafe!

Steven: I’m sorry.

Steven: ... would you like a knife?

Marc: Khonshu, no.

Khonshu: Khonshu, yes.

Steven: Khonshu, NO.

Khonshu: Khonshu, YES.

Jake: KHONSHU, YES.

Khonshu: Kho-

Khonshu: Ooh.

Khonshu: This one. I like this one.

Jake: I'm plenty generous. What about that time I gave blood.

Steven: Whose blood?

Jake: Some guy's.

Steven : Who hurt you?

Marc : *joking* Do you want a list?

Steven : *summons the suit* Yes, actually.

Marc : Name a more iconic duo then my trust issues and crippling depression. I’ll wait.

Steven : Me and you!

Marc : *tearing up* Oh. Okay.

*Steven and Jake skipping stones on a lake*

Steven: What a wonderful evening

Jake: Take that you fucking lake.

umm, my messaging has mysteriously disappeared. hopefully its just a glitch…

so if i don’t respond, you know why.

I need to let you know that I have been thinking about the 'can I be frank' quote with layla, marc, jake and steven ALL DAY.

(it had been wonderful)

Literally so glad you told me this! Thx 😂🥰

One of my fave incorrect quotes.

Marc, looking for Layla at the grocery store: Excuse me? I’m looking for a woman with long dark curly hair.

Marc: A specific one, mind you. I didn’t just wake up this morning with a craving.

talsfandomcorner

oh my god they were co-captains

oh my god they were co-generals

#be gay do piracy #star wars #our flag means death

I will be going to sleep with this ambience for the rest of my life. So will you. You’ll thank me.

Steven: If anyone wants to freak out this is a safe space, emotionally.

Steven: Physically, we’re obviously in a lot of danger.

Steven “I’ll Never Go To Sleep Again” Grant:

MOON KNIGHT FANFIC WRITERS PLEASE READ

I just started a Sound Cloud account and am on a mission to turn Moon Khight one shots into Podfics. If you have written a Moon Knight fanfic and would like me to make it into a Podfic, link it below!

Requirements

Must be a Moon Knight fanfic written by you. Can include other parts of the MCU but no outside fandom crossovers.

Must be under 3,000 words

No O/C’s or Reader Inserts

No NSFW

Fic must be published on Tumblr, AO3, Fanfic.net, or Quotev (or another reliable fanfic forum)

Submit the link to your fic in the comments. Please remember that doing so is your consent for me to turn your fic into a podfic.

Podfics will be published here and on AO3. I WILL ALWAYS GIVE YOU CREDIT.

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