incorrect murphamy quotes

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what's up, guys?

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Bellamy: So like... do you want to go out with me?

Murphy: Let me think about it and consider it.

[two hours later]

Murphy: I've thought about it and yes, I will marry you.

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Bellamy: What are you doing?

Murphy, standing on a chair: I live here, you know. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much.

Bellamy: ...Where's the spider?

Murphy: ...Under the table.

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Jackson: I'm cold.

Miller: Here, take my jacket.

Murphy: I'm cold.

Bellamy: What? [taking off jacket] I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn't listen and now [piling scarves on Murphy] now look, I've got to make sure you don't FREEZE to death and [taking somebody else's hat] how long have you been cold? You should've said something sooner.

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Octavia: *stabbing the air between Bellamy and Murphy with a butter knife*

Bellamy: What are you doing?

Octavia: Trying to cut the sexual tension between you two.

Octavia: It isn't working.

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Clarke: Why is Bellamy crying on the floor?

Octavia: He's drunk.

Clarke: And?

Octavia: He saw a picture of Murphy's boyfriend.

Clarke: ...But he's Murphy's boyfriend.

Octavia: I fucking know.

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Murphy: Ah, I'm glad I'm finally over that obsession I had awhile back.

Bellamy: [smiles]

Murphy's brain: [kicks door down] Buddy you're not gonna believe this-

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Bellamy: You're hurt.

Bellamy: Take off your shirt, Murphy.

Bellamy: It'll make the healing process easier.

Murphy: It's my ankle, Bellamy.

Bellamy: Did I stutter?

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Murphy: Admit it!

Bellamy: Never!

Murphy: Suck in your pride and say it!

Clarke: For the love of God! [slams fist on table]

MURPHY, BELLAMY LOVES YOU, AND BELLAMY, MURPHY LOVES YOU!

Murphy:

Bellamy:

Murphy: I just wanted him to say that I'm better at Mario Kart but ok, I love you too.

Bellamy: Thanks a goddamn lot, Clarke. I already had this thing planned out too.

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Murphy: I win!

Bellamy: What do you mean? I have you pinned to the ground!

Murphy: Exactly.

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Bellamy: You... have a face.

Murphy: Yes. Yes, I do.

Bellamy: I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face.

Murphy: Thanks, I think.

Bellamy: Please just accept my attempt at flirting. I don't know what I'm doing.

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Murphy: This is my ex-boyfriend, Bellamy.

Bellamy: I told you to stop calling me that.

Bellamy: I'm his husband.

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Monty: Hey Bellamy, can you give me some dating advice?

Bellamy: Just because I'm with Murphy doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Murphy: I'm doing a great job at keeping my crush a secret.

Bellamy: *walks into room*

Murphy: I have to gay- I mean go.

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Octavia: Let me get this straight, you and Murphy have been together for almost six years?

Bellamy: There's actually nothing straight about it.

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Raven: Murphy, is that a hickey?

Murphy: What? No, I... I fell down.

Raven: On Bellamy's lips?

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Murphy: Can I ask a question?

Bellamy: Only if it's important.

Murphy: Do owls have eyelashes?

Bellamy:

Murphy:

Bellamy:

Bellamy: [pulls over to Google it]