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Hannah Shaw: Why won't you stay down and die with dignity?

Major Tom: We don't do anything with dignity.

#section 6 #hannah shaw #major tom #source: critical role

Major Tom: What's your favorite color?

Chelle: Shavano.

Chelle: ...Wait, what was the question?

#section 6 #major tom #chelle #shavano #source: gravity falls

Chelle: [thinking] Don't let her know how awkward you are.

Shavano: Nice weather.

Chelle: Thanks.

#section 6 #chelle #shavano #source: tumblr

Blaze: Those pants look great, and I bet they'd look even better on Chelle's floor.

Chelle: Are you hitting on Shavano...for me?

#section 6 #blaze #chelle #shavano #source: parks and rec

Lumin: Uh oh.

Chelle: What?

Lumin: Somebody's in love.

Chelle: Yeah, right. I just think Shavano's cool. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her.

Chelle, later that night: Uh oh.

#section 6 #dr. lumin #chelle #shavano #source: gravity falls

Shavano: I like your new pants!

Chelle: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Shavano: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. [winks]

Chelle: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Shavano: That’s… not what I meant.

Chelle: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Shavano.

#section 6 #shavano #chelle #source: tumblr

Blaze: Hey, girl, wanna third wheel on my date with Dr. Lumin?

Chelle: Sure?

Blaze: Shavano! Wanna third wheel on my date with Dr. Lumin?

Shavano: Of course!

Blaze: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date.

Shavano: ...what?

Chelle: I can't breathe

#section 6 #blaze #dr. lumin #chelle #shavano #source: tumblr

Minnie, walking into the room: Sorry I'm late, I was...doing stuff.

Lumin, entering the room: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS.

#section 6 #minnie #dr. lumin #source: unknown

Lumin: I saw...a trillion different realities folding onto each other, like thin sheets of metal forming a single blade...

Minnie: Yes, yes, the Time-Knife. We've all seen it.

#section 6 #dr. lumin #minnie #source: the good place

Lumin: Favorite horror movie?

Blaze: It

Major Tom: Saw

Minnie: Annabelle

Chelle: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.

#section 6 #dr. lumin #blaze #major tom #minnie #chelle #source: unknown

Major Tom: Are you alright? I don’t think you slept at all last night.

Lumin: I’m fine. I got a solid eight minutes. Well, not consecutively, but still. You’re not even that blurry right now.

#section 6 #major tom #dr. lumin #source: the good place

Dr. Lumin: What’s up with Chelle? She's been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Minnie: She's just a little overwhelmed.

Dr. Lumin: Why?

Minnie: Shavano smiled at her.

#section 6 #dr. lumin #minnie #chelle #shavano #source: perchance generator

Minnie: See that ball of fire in the sky? That's the sun. It goes by many names. Apollo's lantern, day moon, old blazey... the most important thing is never to touch it.

Chelle: I know what the sun is.

Minnie: Yes, now you do.

#section 6 #minnie #chelle #source: the simpsons

Waiter: So what would you like to order?

Lumin: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?

Sarah: Awh, that's so sw-

Lumin, putting both straws in her mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.

#section 6 #dr. lumin #sarah #source: twitter

Val: Sometimes, I forget how young you are.

Murph: I'm only four years younger than you.

Val: Oh, look. You're getting cranky. You haven't had your juice.

Murph: Well, my straw broke off in the carton...That's not the point!