Incorrect Quotes for my Husband's Stories

Incorrect for his stories "The Nature of Obsession" and his series "The Greater Magical Community"

[panteneprovcommercial]

oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you

[afriendstolovers]

!!!!!!!

[tamamita]

I think buff muscular men should have cat ears

[dappermouth]

Another world gazes through grease and smoke.

[potato-lizard]

@pictures-of-dogs

[incorrect-percys-works]

Poppy: Have a safe trip.

Finn: I have no say in the matter.

Poppy: Die then.

[whatever-the-hell-i-want]

Writing Asks 5 + 23

5. I had to think about this much harder than I should of. So there’s two. One is sex potions etc. They’re fun to read they just make me uncomfortable to write. The other is cam girl/cam boy. Hookers and strippers are totally fine but camming I can’t.

23. Finnigan because he’s a friendly fancy bitch. Millie would end up prom Queen.

Anthony and Kendra because people would feel weird voting for anyone else.

[whatever-the-hell-i-want]

And WIP Ask Game 12 + 16 :)

12. Millie. She’s the hardest one to write. Our differences sometimes make her inaccessible but I love her anyway.

16. Corbin: pirate or vampire

Siobhan: pirate but it’s period accurate and she would get into a fist fight about that

Finnigan: slutty sailor like he bought it at a sex shop

Andrew: Robin Hood

Millie: Cat

Poppy: Sexy witch

For the other crew

Anthony: Doctor and Kendra gives him endless shit about it

Kendra: Sexy bloody nurse

Rosaline: Goth princess obviously (maybe a cat but no one needs to see those pictures)

[whatever-the-hell-i-want]

WIP Ask Game:

3, 8, 13, and 19

3. The Greater Magical Community

It’s a work in progress name. I’d been calling it the 80 character story and I needed a snappier name. But it’s how characters in universe refer to their community.

The Nature of Obession

So many characters in this have an obession that is their driving plot so it made sense.

8. I write things in order so I get stuck often. Also I love to edit more than write. Also I get distracted.

13. If it’s just NoO it’s Siobhan trying to light things on fire, Corbin being a nuisance, Finnigan doing his best to keep this idiots together, Millie assisting in that, and Andrew and Poppy loosing their shit.

19.

[whatever-the-hell-i-want]

Writing Asks:

6, 13, 14, and 29

6. Anthony and Kendra. They are the OG OTP.

So for them how they came into being is about as is important as their in story stuff but I’ll try to summarize. They were originally written as enemies, then begrudging friends, then mean friends, then besties, they fuck buddies, then husband and wife. My wife enjoys the story of my horror at realizing they were married and she went “yes honey they’re been married as long as we’ve been dating.”

But in universe they met when she came to the hospital. He hooked her up with a job and an apartment. She was his ex wife’s room mate and helped his recover his kidnapped daughter. He is the only one who can put her back together when she reckless. It’s a slow burn of then being frustrated with each other but also not liking being without the other. It does eventually result in both of them having to deal with their shit.

13. I don’t know if I’m honest. I’m particular to the openings that only make sense after you’ve watched a couple episode. But Capture and Release by Beautiful Bodies would be good for NoO.

14. I 25M might have killed GF 23F best friend who she’s been obsessed with finding for ten years.

So when we were kids in assassin school (don’t worry about it) he BF 24M (we also used to date) used to talk about her all the time and I’m obsessed. I’ve finally actually met her and I don’t want to ruin it after messing up our first proper meeting by her seeing me murder someone.

I think I might be the asshole because last time I saw him he was bleeding pretty badly after I broke his legs, after he didn’t kill her other friend’s dad so I did, and I haven’t told her any of this despite knowing she’s looking for him.

29. Kendra would start a Welcome to Night vale style podcast to talk about the weird shit that happens in the magical community.

Otherwise it’d be Finnigan because he’s a messy bitch.

[kraniumet]

meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

[grayintogreen]

Ashton: HEY OLD MAN HERE’S YOUR PARTICIPATION TROPHY. [throws a knife at Bertrand]

[dumbasscats]

My kitten Charlie loves the laundry hamper. He'll meow and whine until you put it upside down so he can become a kitty roomba.

Via Reddit

[aryesdanger24]

KITTY ROOMBA

[dodecatemoria]

I don’t think they’ve ever had a normal family dinner

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[girlraskolnikov]

gay asf to be a vampire. why do you want to suck another man so badly

[doggosource]

comfy

[quotemadness]

“We don’t have to be defined by the things we did or didn’t do in our past. Some people allow themselves to be controlled by regret. Maybe it’s a regret, maybe it’s not. It’s merely something that happened.”

— Pittacus Lore

[quotemadness]

“Sooner or later we’ve all got to let go of our past.”

— Dan Brown