nickey, shaking his butt into a camera with a fisheye lense: ah, look at that! i’ve got a considerable rear shelf!
dto: that makes me uncomfortable!
hajime: (whaughmp whaughmp)

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nickey, shaking his butt into a camera with a fisheye lense: ah, look at that! i’ve got a considerable rear shelf!
dto: that makes me uncomfortable!
hajime: (whaughmp whaughmp)
phantom, after being arrested: hey, no fair!
suiri: why isn't it fair?
phantom: what am i supposed to yell? "hey, this is a fair punishment!"
suiri: yeah, that doesn't sound right.
Mr. Aoki: Have you seen my cute little monkey?
Bubbles: *HELLISH SCREECHING*
mzd: hatena hatena!!
hatena: what is it mzd?
mzd: ive discovered the secret to life itself!!
hatena: oh!!! will you tell me?
mzd: will you pay me?
hatena: ...no?
mzd: hmph. sounds like someone's being stingy today
MZD: Dying sucks! How do you living beings cope with mortality?
Roki: Violent outbursts.
Nickey: General sluttiness.
Ash: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
Nickey: damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick
Hajime: bro look out for that cactus
Nickey: ahh the cactus so pain on my dick
Weiß, loading a NERF gun with real bullets: It's NERF or nothing.
Bit: When my mother gave birth to me she cried. Not because of the pain, but because she knew what she bore was a gamer. And that as a gamer, I’d face oppression like no other at the hand of the government and the chads.
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Eileen: How drunk are you?
Patty: Several.
Wilhelm, to Jack and Gerhard: You're in hell. You were born here and you'll die here. Stay in school!
Pochiko: Don't worry, I speak cat.
Pochiko, turning to Sapphire: Hewwo? ówò
Sapphire: I am going to kill you.
Alt 2.0 when she gets possessed by Zizz: Oohhh shit! It is on like Donkey Kong.
Hajime: Donate to my paypal, all proceeds go toward Nickey's ass lift.
DTO: No.
Hajime: And let them die?
DTO: Yes
S.8.Taro: They were not, as the kids say, awake.
Okon: Do you mean woke?
S.8.Taro: I did mean woke, but it's grammatically incorrect.
DTO: Whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe!