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Nimueh: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment... at all?

Uther: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Arthur: *runs into a glass door and knocks himself out*

Merlin: *turns around and walks away*

Leon: Isn’t that your boyfriend?

Merlin, hissing: Shh! Lower your voice!

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Merlin: Look guys, I need help.

Gwaine: Love help?

Arthur: Financial help?

Gwen: Emotional help?

Morgana: Help moving a body?

[Everyone looks at Morgana]

Morgana: What?

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Gwaine: I wasn't that drunk.

Merlin: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Gwaine: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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Gwaine: Lancelot, I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can't take it out without shattering it-

Lancelot: ... and now I have to physically restrain you from putting a light bulb in your mouth.

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Gwen: Morning sunshine.

Morgana, still sleepy:

Gwen: Ok, lets try this again. Morning moonlight.

Morgana: Moonlight?

Gwen: Yeah, you’re surrounded by darkness yet you still manage to shine.

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Lancelot: Seriously that’s like the most foolish and the most idiotic idea ever!

Merlin: …So we’re doing it?

Lancelot: Absolutely, without a doubt.

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Gwaine: why was i cursed with all of the dummy and none of the thicc

Lancelot: i hope you know this haunts me

Gwaine: good

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nextstopparis

i think. i think i ship lancelot and gwaine.

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Gwaine on Monday: [glues a penny to the sidewalk] I can't wait for someone to fall for this.

Gwaine on Tuesday: [walking down the street] Ooh look! A penny!

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dillpicklestanley

I wish there was a whole season of this type of comedy. With no explanation.

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Knight: Wow, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Leon and Lancelot, watching Elyan and Percival screaming, Arthur miserably trying to cook, Merlin trying to set a sleeping Mordred on fire, and Gwaine choking on air: I don't know either.