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incorrect skam remakes quotes babey !! icon by @pseudowoodo, find me @vanderheijdnn

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matteo, entering a bar: oh shoot guys we can’t go in it’s 18+ and we only have four people

jonas: dude. it’s fine, we just have to invite more people

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niccolò: i spy with my little eye, something that begins with the letter 's'.

martino: *looks at elia and filippo*

martino: is it 'sexual tension'?

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eliott: *holds door open for lucas* after you

lucas: no, after you

eliott: i insist, after you

lucas: no aft-

mika: *pushes past both of them* after me

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hans: i can't believe you guys are moving in together

david: excuse me, we're very sophisticated adults

matteo: yeah just yesterday we purchased a vegetable

[mabubblebulle]

Based on @incorrect-remakes-quotes​‘s post (with a twist)

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lola, very bad at flirting: um, you smell really good.

maya, equally bad at flirting: thanks, i use both my nostrils.

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arthur: so apparently those bad vibes i've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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eliott: i'm not going to be mad, just tell me why you have a fake id

lucas: [incoherent mumbling]

eliott: what?

lucas: ...you need to be over eighteen to pet the rabbits at the petstore

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lucas: let's play truth or dare

eliott: okay! truth

lucas: how many hours did you sleep this week?

eliott: dare.

lucas: i dare you to go to sleep.

eliott: ...i don't like this game

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eliott: raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

mika, from the kitchen: STICKING MY DICK IN ROTISSERIE CHICKEN

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filippo: hey, are you asleep yet?

eleonora: yes.

filippo: oh, okay, i won’t bother you then.

[two hours later]

filippo:

filippo: wait a fucking second

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lucas: can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

eliott and yann: >crouch down<

lucas: i hate both of you.

[gaozoon9]

You mean this?

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eliott, to lucas: if you think making puppy dog eyes at me is going to make me give you whatever you want then you're exactly right here's a cookie and all my money

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jonas: and now for a gay update with matteo florenzi.

matteo: getting gayer.

jonas: thank you, matteo.

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filippo: i apologize for saying fuck earlier.

eleonora: you just said it again.

filippo: i am not a role model.

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milan: i take very good care of myself. i treat my body like a temple.

zoë: yeah, open to everyone day or night

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lucas: eliott has been trying to convince me ‘gwen’ is short for ‘gwenjamin’ for the past thirty minutes and i’m three seconds away from snapping his neck