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Moongs: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do? 

Riptide: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him. 

Shea: Tackle him. 

Alaric: Dump him. 

Lev: Kick him in the shin. 

Max: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

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Riptide: That is IT, dude. You are about to get it!

Moongs: Wait wait wait wait wait!

Riptide: What?!

Moongs:

Moongs: I’m baby.

Riptide: What the fuck does that me-

Aki: Hey, stop, wait. You can’t do that.

Riptide: What????

Aki: They’re baby! You can’t... you can’t just do that!

Moongs: :P

Riptide: They fuckin—

Aki: Yeah, well, they’re baby, so...

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Armani: Kasukana, I’ve known you since we were in first grade.

Kasukana: You don’t know me, I am unknowable.

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Lev: What if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are both about the same event, but from different perspectives?

Mira: I’m literally begging you to stop.

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Kasukana: You piss me off so much.

Moongs: I literally just said ‘hello’.

Kasukana: Yet here I am, boiling with rage.

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Alaric: See, one day you’re going to look back on this and laugh!

Max: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally walk over to your room and smack you.

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Ash: what time is it

Eli: lemme check

Eli: *grabs saxophone*

Eli: *blows saxophone loudly*

Alaric, shouting from across the hall: whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2 AM

Eli: it’s 2 am

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Gia: What would you do if Max died?

Hecate: Before or after I stopped laughing

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Ash: Alright, I need you to swear-

Eli: FUCK!

Ash: ...

Ash: I need you to promise-

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Max: My head hurts :(

Alaric: That's your brain trying to comprehend your own stupidity.

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New Student™️: So what are all of your powers? Clyde: I can control fire, Alaric: I can teleport. Lev: I can turn invisible! Irina: I make good life decisions. New Student™️: That’s not really- Clyde:  No, trust us. She’s the most important ‘student’.

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Alaric, storming into the room: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread. Hecate, concerned: Are you okay??? Alaric, in tears: Max stole my fucking garlic bread

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Toxin: I’m a nobody Toxin: And you can’t kill someone....... Toxin: With no body

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Eli: The only straight I am is straight up dead inside

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Armani: Yeah, maybe I don’t get a “healthy amount of sleep”! But can other people do this?

Armani: - stands up and blacks out for a second -