Incorrect Rogue One

Irregularly updated with whatever funny lines I see in movies, TV shows, etc.   If you all have suggestions for quotes feel free to send in an ask or submit a post

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Cassian: How did you find me, Kay?

Kay: I installed GPS parental controls on your phone.

Cassian: Is that why it keeps beeping.

Kay: It also tells me if you use your credit card to buy liquor, glue, or condoms.

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Jyn: Do you want a quickie?

Cassian: Ex-excuse me?

Jyn: A quickie. One of those cake things.

Cassian: JYN, IT'S PRONOUNCED QUICHE.

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Kay: Isn't there someone else you can torture?

Jyn: Probably, but I choose you.

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Jyn: Well then I'll just have to resort to the international method of communication...

Bodhi: You're not going to attempt charades, are you?

Jyn: It's one word...

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Jyn: I'm so glad "fight me" has replaced "sue me" in the common vernacular. I have no money but I do have fists and am always angry.

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Draven: You better realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated on my base!

Jyn: Is there another type of idiocy that you would be more comfortable with?

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Cassian: Okay, yeah, I have loving feelings for Jyn. But does that mean I am IN love with her? NO IT DOES NOT!

Cassian:

Cassian: Oh my god. I'm in love with Jyn. Why didn't you guys tell me?

Chirrut: We thought you knew.

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Jyn: *sarcastically* Well aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice.

Kay: Well aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything... Uh...

Jyn: No, go on. I dare you to find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense.

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Cassian: No, Kay, Jyn is NOT my new partner. That's ridiculous.

Kay, squished in the backseat: Well then why does she get shotgun?

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Bodhi: What the heck did you do last night?

Jyn: I embarrassed myself, my family, my name, and possibly my country.

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Cassian: Would you try to be polite? Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin.

Kay, to Jyn: You seem malnourished.

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Jyn: Aren't you supposed to tell me I have a lot left to live for?

Kay: I would, but your life seems incredibly bleak.

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Jyn: ...What do you call those coffee people? They're not cashiers, or waiters...

Bodhi: Baristas!

Jyn: C'mon, Bodes, if you don't know the answer don't just make up words.

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Bodhi: What's the one thing worse than heartbreak?

Jyn: You ever wake up and realize that your phone didn't charge overnight?

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Jyn: If I had two bullets and I was in a room with Krennic, Vader, and Palpatine I would shoot Krennic twice.

Cassian: Why?

Jyn: For being a massive dick.

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Jyn and Cassian: 3… 2… 1… Happy new year! [start kissing]

Bodhi: Guys, it’s not even midnight yet, can you stop making out every time the microwave goes off?

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Cassian: It says 'Keep Out'.

Jyn: I see 'Keep Out' signs more as suggestions than actual orders. Kind of like 'Dry Clean only'.