It is incorrect quotes season.

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the source for the "being gay isnt a choice, you will be gay" is from a video by youtuber Kurits Conner, not sure which video

Updated! Thanks for the heads-up!

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WRONG FUCKIGN BLOG i will fix this. tumblr mobile my hated.

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did it again gamers. apologies for the 3am limbusposting

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jeb: ... i dont think ive ever looked in this drawer...

*jeb opens said drawer*

jeb with a revolver in his hand: wow! a gun!

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scott: surely you cant be serious!

jerry: i am serious, and dont call me shirley.

(source: airplane!)

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Scott: Rex, you think every fruit is an apple.

Rex: No, I don't!

Scott: (Holding up a cherry) What is this?

Rex: Tiny apple.

Scott: (Pointing at a pumpkin) And that?

Rex: Halloween apple.

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(jeb and rex are eating)

Jeb: Mmm, delish!

Rex: Delish?

Jeb: Delish! You know, short for delicious?

Rex: Oh, like scrump?

Jeb:

Jeb: Yeah.

JKFLDSFJ

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Jeb: I'm gonna go hang out with some aliens, they're gonna take me to an amusement park called Area 50-Fun. Goodbye!

*a ufo comes into frame and ubducts him*

DSFJLSDKF REAL

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jerry: nobody gives two farts about your feelings!

jeb: well personally i give two giggleshits and a toot but whatever

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The source for the car ask is Rhett and Link's Epic Rap Battle of Manliness https://youtu.be/_EzDRpkfaO4&t=149

ah, thank you! tag's been updated :)

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rex: when my car breaks down, i don't call a mechanic, i just open the hood... and then i stare at it... and THEN i call a mechanic.

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rex, shoving Xenoblade into scotts face: oooooo you wanna play it so bad ooooooooo

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Terry: Jeb was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Jeb: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Terry: Jeb, you ate a chair.

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Jeb and scott

JFHLKDS REAL

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Scott: “Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.”

Scott: What a stupid quote, I’m killing way more than two people, idiot.

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Scott: Your honor. Members of the jury. Police security man guy. The defendant. Me. That guy sitting in the fifth row with the weird hat. I am not stalling for time.

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jerry: and also, being gay isn't...a choice. ... you will be gay.

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Rex: Hey, can I get a sip of your water?

Terry: It’s not water.

Rex: Vodka? I like your style.

Terry: It’s vinegar.

Rex: What-

Terry: It’s vinegar, pussy.

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