#incorrect dragon age

[wetsocksinbed]

Rook, bursting into the fade: why the FUCK are there so many alters to you scattered around? Why do I have to go through such elaborate steps to reach the wolf statues???

Solas: the Inquisitor made me run around the Hinterlands for a month. It’s only fair you experience even but a shred of that pain for ruining my ritual

[malewife-of-waterdeep]

Rook, tripping off gingerwort truffle tea: What if ducks threw bread back at you?

Davrin, stone-cold sober: You’d have to duck.

[neves-trouble]

Loghain: Did you take out the Warden as I requested?

Zevran: The Warden has been taken out, yes.

Loghain: You have my grat-

Zevran: It was a great restaurant.

Zevran: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Zevran: They proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

[fortheloveofsolas]

Davrin: Hey, you guys see the dude I brought down today... The Venatori? 81 years old. I think it's the oldest target of my entire career.

Neve: I once arrested a 96-year-old for flashing. I was terrified he'd die in holding... Or flash me

Lucanis: My oldest contract was 78. But the Lyrium Potion made her fight like she was 20.

Taash: What about two 50-Year-Old twins? Does that count as a 100-year-old?

Neve: No good.

Davrin: No.

*Rook walking in partway through conversation*

Rook: You talking oldest bags? 52.

Neve: That's not that old.

Rook: Yeah, but I'm only in my 20's

Davrin: 20's? You're 21 now, was it before you joined us?

Rook: No man. It was during my time here.

Lucanis: Rook, isn't talking about their oldest target.

Davrin, Neve and Lucanis: Ewwww!

Rook: No... yes, I am. Yeah, oldest target... 52, like I said

Davrin: You slept with a 52-year-old while you're in your 20's?

Rook: You know how it is. When you have a chance to bed an older man, you...

Davrin: No, that is not an older man. That's an old man! That's someone's Grandpa!

Emmrich: Darling, I do wish you kept some of our private moments... private.

~I love you Emmrich, but I can't help but think of Rook/Emmrich during that B99 scene, if you haven't seen it watch it here (x)~

[okthisway]

Viago: *squints at an unexpected guest in his house* Rook: this is Hawke Viago: you know what happens when a bird of prey invades a crows nest Viago: it prays for forgiveness

[missingthedashours]

Sebastian: I wouldn't have pegged you as a serious person

Hawke: Unfortunately you haven't pegged me at all

[hannibal-shits-people]

Inquisitor: Why are we lying on the ground? The Iron Bull: A Vint Mage knocked you out cold so me and Sera decided to lie down with you so it looked like we were just chilling Sera: *Nods*

[incorrect-thedas]

Circa. 9.42 Dragon

Shaathan, holding a fire extinguisher:

Taash, covered in soot:

Shaathan: So what did we learn here today?

Taash looking down, dejected: Don’t fight fire with fire.