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Y/n: I sure am stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.

Aja: Those are bones, Y/n.

Y/n: Not if I never look down!

Y/n: You make us a family.

Jim: Well, I'm the cool rebel brother.

Toby: You're the dad.

Y/n: The father.

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Eli: Do any sounds annoy you?

Steve: Real sounds or imaginary sounds?

Eli: Uh- imaginary.

Y/n: Spider wearing flip flops.

Douxie: What should I say to Y/n if I see them?

Claire: Well, it's best not to plan these things. Just say whatever comes to you in the moment.

Douxie: They have eyes just like a salamander.

Claire: Don't say that.

Steve: What do you want for your birthday?

Y/n: The past ten years of my life back.

Steve: Wow!

Y/n: I'm a really good fighter! I once bit a jump rope in half!!

Krel: Why?

Y/n: What do you mean "why?"

Blinky: My policy is: if you see something, say something.

Y/n: I saw a frog on the sidewalk today!!

Blinky: Outstanding. This is what I'm talking about, people!

[watching a soap opera]

Y/n: I don't understand. Don't any of these characters have jobs?

Claire: I don't know, Y/n. I think one of them is a surgeon.

Y/n: They seem to have a lot of free time in the middle of the day.

Douxie: Are you having a staring contest with a turtle?

Y/n: No. I just won a staring contest with a turtle.

Douxie: Is it weird that I find that oddly attractive?

Y/n: Guys, it's been an honor fighting with you. Some of us might not make it, but there is one place we'll all see each other again...

Y/n: and that place is Denny's.

Jim: Which Denny's?

Y/n: I don't know, we'll figure it out later.

Steve: It can't be the one on 35th street, I'm banned from there.

Y/n: Then I'll see you in hell.

Y/n needs a nap