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Hyde: Orie will be kind to anyone who needs it, so I'm worried someone completely hopeless will show up. Linne: I can guarantee that's the case. Hyde: A guy like that wouldn't hesitate to use every dirty trick in the book... Linne: I can guarantee that's the case. He probably wouldn't even realize himself that he's in love with her. Hyde: Yeah, he'd have to be an enormous idiot. Linne: I agree with you from the bottom of my heart.

#hyde kido #linne #orihyde #morning at the kido residence #source: kaguya-sama

The Five Levels of Snark: Vatista Level: You lack some common knowledge. You have a difficult time discerning between what's normal and what's not. Go out into the world and destroy your innocence. Carmine Level: You have the ability to tell when something is obviously wrong. However, you have a chance of missing something extremely obvious, so be wary. Hyde Level: You are a keen observer, but lack the initiative to snark at the right opportunities. Don't run away! Fight on! Linne Level: You have some formidable snarking skills, but sometimes leave yourself open to be snarked at. Learn to observe yourself objectively. And learn to laugh at yourself. Seth Level: You're a cold-blooded snarking machine. At your level, you will be counted on to point out everything that's wrong, which will place an overwhelming burden on you. Learn to live without so many cares.

#hyde kido #linne #carmine #vatista #seth #source: kaguya-sama

Hyde: This place is so romantic. Vatista: And you get to enjoy it with us. Linne: All three of us. Waldstein: You are a lucky man.

#hyde kido #linne #vatista #waldstein #morning at the kido residence #source: final fantasy xv

Orie: Why me? Silvaria: Because people like you. You’re quiet. You say “excuse me.” You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.

#orie ballardiae #silvaria #meanwhile at licht kreis hq #source: gilmore girls

Vatista: It’s not against the law to sleep in a Tyrannosaurus head. Londrekia: Madam, you’re inside an Allosaurus. Vatista: I demand to speak to my paleontologist.

#under night in birth #unib #vatista #londrekia light #source: the simpsons

Vatista, can I take you to my therapist? 'Cause he thinks I'm making you up.

Hyde Kido

#under night in birth #unib #hyde kido #source: will and grace

Orie: Well, what if Carmine was going on and on about Wagner, all day? Hyde: I'd be happy for him! He usually just talks about murder.

#under night in birth #unib #hyde kido #orie ballardiae #erikarmine #source: high guardian spice

Chaos: …Ma’am, I’m afraid you’ve gone mad with power. Hilda: Of course I have! Have you tried going mad without power? It’s boring, nobody listens to you.

#under night in birth #unib #hilda #chaos #those darn amnesiacs #source: the simpsons movie

Hyde: You handcuffed Carmine to Nanase?! Phonon: He put a dead fish in my locker! Hyde: Nanase’s way worse than a dead fish! Nanase: My mom thinks I’m awesome…

#under night in birth #unib #hyde kido #phonon #carmine #nanase #everybody hates nanase #source: icarly

Vatista: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed. Linne: Hyde: Vatista: Linne: I’m gonna tell her. Hyde: Don’t you dare.

#under night in birth #unib #hyde kido #linne #vatista #morning at the kido residence #source: tumblr

Hyde: But what about Orie? She was my soulmate! Linne: You said that about a ball of yarn once!

#under night in birth #unib #hyde kido #linne #orihyde #morning at the kido residence #source: gravity falls

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Erika Wagner

#under night in birth #unib #erika wagner #source: tumblr

Carmine: Look Erika, you have to treat a car like you treat a woman. Wagner: Go on... Carmine: Carmine: No. Carmine: I sense I’ve made a mistake of some kind.

#under night in birth #unib #carmine #erika wagner #erikarmine #source: ben 10

Gordeau: It’s time to turn Amnesia into a real business. Hilda: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes? Enkidu: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes? Chaos: I handle our accounting.

#under night in birth #unib #gordeau #hilda #chaos #enkidu #those darn amnesiacs #source: scoob!

Hyde: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? Hyde & Linne: One, two, three- Hyde & Linne: Chocolate cake, peanut butter frosting, and chocolate chunks! Waldstein: Our turn, Vatista! One, two, three- Waldstein: Vanilla! Vatista: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?

#under night in birth #unib #hyde kido #linne #waldstein #vatista #morning at the kido residence #source: kipo and the age of wonderbeasts

Londrekia: 911, what is your emergency? Orie: Well helloooo... Londrekia: Ma’am, this line is for emergencies only. Orie: Well the emergency is that I’m single!

#under night in birth #unib #orie ballardiae #londrekia light #source: vine

Hyde: Vatista what kind of defense is this!? Vatista, standing atop a mountain of dead Void: I am the defense!

#under night in birth #unib #hyde kido #vatista #morning at the kido residence #source: lazypurple

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