#silvaria

[unibofficial]

Have Adelheid and Silvaria explored each other's bodies

There's a reason why neither of them had much screentime thus far. Who knows what they're doing when we're not looking?

[incorrect-unib-quotes]

Orie: Why me? Silvaria: Because people like you. You’re quiet. You say “excuse me.” You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.

[obstinaterixatrix]

silvaria replied to your post: SCREAMS

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I DEEPLY feel your pain

please toby give us. I dunno. 10 extra item slots this is too brutal. this is too

[dragonomatopoeia]

silvaria replied to catch me lying on the floor listening to the mamma...

Air are you okay

I Am Fantastic Thanks for Asking

(i’m literally fine i’m just like this)

(the maintenance dudes have been walking in and out of the apartment for the last two days and in that time they have had to deal with:

first entering while i was still in bed and apologizing profusely while I-- in a godzilla kigurumi, mind you-- said it was fine and not to worry about it

me lying on the ground and listening to Carnival of Animals: aquarium when maintenance dude came in

this morning when i was watchign castlevania and one of them went to ask me a question just as the dude on screen said "AVOID MY TESTICLES"

just now when one came in and i was lying, suspended, between furniture. head on one couch and feet on the other

so short answer is I just live like this)

[incorrect-unib-quotes]

Silvaria: They are not anti-depressants! Mika: All I’m saying is I’ve never been less than happy while holding a taco. Silvaria: For the last time, I can’t get our insurance to cover tacos! Mika: Don’t yell at me. You need a taco.

[incorrect-unib-quotes]

Mika: Mom, I’m gay. Silvaria: I have no daughter! Mika: *gasp* Mika: This isn’t my house!

[incorrect-unib-quotes]

Orie: Synonyms are so weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're gonna die. Wagner: My favorite is explaining the difference between a “butt dial” and a “booty call.” Mika: Also this one, “Forgive me father, I have sinned” and “Sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty!” Silvaria: Language is now banned.

[incorrect-unib-quotes]

Silvaria: You know I don’t like it when you make up words. Mika: Are you still mad at me for saying “snaccident?” Silvaria: Yes. Very.