#source: lazypurple

[multiversal-fusion-reborn]

"Wow! I'm so good at this game!...And now I'm dead!"

Serial designation N, while playing a match of TF2.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Zelda *ducked behind cover*: Pit, what kind of defense is this?!"

Pit *holding a fully completed daybreak*: I AM THE DEFENSE!!!

[incorrect-unib-quotes]

Hyde: Vatista what kind of defense is this!? Vatista, standing atop a mountain of dead Void: I am the defense!

[gen-incorrect]

Chase: KAZU WHAT KIND OF DEFENSE IS THIS?!

Kazu, slaughtering spider tanks: I AM THE DEFENSE!

[incorrectsubnauticaquotes]

Ryley, to a Reaper: That bite doesn’t hurt half as much as you’ve hurt my feelings!

[totallycorrectpmdquotes]

Hero, doing a monologue: If the enemy isn’t cowering in a corner, fearing for their life whenever you’re alive, he is disrespecting you.

[Flashback to Hero hitting Dusknoir with a glancing blow]

Hero: How dare Dusknoir show his face, I could have killed him!

Hero, shouting across a crevasse at Dusknoir: I could have killed yooou!

Hero: Oh I see what it is… my team is down two members, you’ve nearly completed the planet’s paralysis, and your ally has a Violent Seed. I guess you’re feeling pretty confident. But you weren’t counting on one thing…

Hero: I slept nine hours last night.

[After taking out the Villain team]

Hero: When you’re in the zone, nothing can stop you, especially when you’ve got your Partner backing you up.

Hero, stepping into a Monster House: Oh you’ve gotta be kidding.

[totallylegitblackjackquotes]

Kei, defending Pinoko from assasins: Kuroo! What kind of a defense is this?!

Black Jack, in another room, standing over a dozen people with scalpels in their backs: I AM THE DEFENSE!

[totallycorrectpmdquotes]

Partner, defending the Pokemon they’re escorting: Hero! What kind of a defense is this?!

Hero, in another room, standing over a dozen fainted Pokemon: I AM THE DEFENSE!