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@incorrect-untamed
[playing twister]
LXC: Right hand red.
WWX: *ends up draped across LWJ*
LWJ: Brother.
LXC: [innocently] Yes, Wangji?
LWJ: You’re doing this on purpose.
LXC: Hm?
NHS: He stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I’m surprised you didn't notice.
LJY: If quizzes are quizzical...
JRL: Lan Jingyi you stop that right now.
LJY: [smirking] Then what are tests?
LSZ: *sighs* Jingyi, please, it’s 3am
LJY: *flops dramatically onto the floor* I require the blood of a thousand snowmen
WWX, without looking up: *hands him a glass of water*
WWX: You rehearse your phone calls?
NHS: Who the fuck doesn’t?
JC: I don’t.
NHS: I always knew you were a psychopath.
LJY: If I cut off my leg and swing it at your head, am I hitting you or kicking you?
LSZ: Jingyi, please, it’s 3 am.
OZZ: You’ll probably end up mentally scarring me more than anything.
Juniors Group Chat - The Typical Conversation
LJY: killing must feel good to god, too. he does it all the time, and are we not created in god’s image?
OZZ: Can we talk about my day?
NHS: If the Wens kill us all, I'm going to get Da-ge’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the tuba just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.
WWX: I'll just team up with Jiang Cheng's ghost to kick your ghost's ass.
JC: My ghost won't associate with your ghost.
LJY: I want a cat snake.
WWX: [sighing, turning to Sizhui] Translate, please.
LSZ: Jingyi would like a ferret.
Jiang Cheng: Threats are my preferred mode of communication.
WWX: Hey, Lan Zhan, let’s bang!
LWJ: what
WWX: Let’s hang. Sorry bro, autocorrect sucks
LWJ:
LWJ: This is a verbal conversation.
A-Qing: Is four a lot?
XXC: Depends on the context.
XY: For example, candies? No. Murders? Also no.
[in a fight]
WWX: Don’t worry, kids, I’ve got special powers.
JRL: Can you sustain stab wounds?
WWX: Of course!
Juniors: [excited] Really?
WWX: Yeah, I just die afterwards.
Juniors:
XXC: This guy has been bothering me—
XY: Kill him.
XXC: No.
XY:
XY: I kill him for you?
WWX: Hey, kid, how do you pronounce your name? Is it Lan Jingyi like Jingyí? Or Jingyì?
LJY: it’s Lan Jingyi like I’m on your last nerve and I’m slicing through it with a vegetable peeler.
WWX:
LSZ: It’s Lan Jingyí.
Chen Qing Avengers
STARRING:
Lan Wangji as Captain America
Wei Wuxian as Iron Man
and
Nie Huaisang as Spider-Man
civil war as the rain-umbrella-breakup scene
For a moment I thought you were referring to that Tom Holland drag lip-synch battle and I could really see NHS getting into it, flowing robes and everything
LJY: [peels paint off the wall]
LJY: Wow I love the skin of this house
LXC: Wangji, why are you naked?
LWJ: I don’t have any clothes.
LXC: *opens closet* Yes you do, you have shirts, pants, oh, hello Wei-gongzi, how are you? Robes, and your coat!
