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Person: I don’t like Hanguang-Jun 

LJY: Unfriended, unfollowed, blocked, my mom’s calling your mom, and you’re not invited to my teen queen sweet sixteen summer beach birthday bash party

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JGY: Oh so when crows remember people who wronged them it’s “intelligent” and “really cool”

JGY: but when I do it I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”

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WWX: I love cheating cheating is fucking great if you don’t cheat what the fuck is wrong with you

LXC: Have you ever been cheated on???

WWX: 

WWX: I totally forgot some people have romantic relationships and I would like to clarify that I love to violate academic integrity during exams on a regular basis

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WWX: Lan Zhan, ah, you’re one in a million!

LJY: that means there’s 1,398 of you in China!

OZZ: [nodding] Find yourself.

LJY: Start an army.

OZZ: Overthrow the government.

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LWJ: Wei Ying, when you said “magical in bed,” this wasn’t exactly what I was expecting

WWX: *holds up ace of hearts* is this your card?

LWJ, softly: holy shit

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NHS: If the Wens kill us all, I'm going to get Da-ge’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the tuba just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.

WWX: I'll just team up with Jiang Cheng's ghost to kick your ghost's ass.

JC: My ghost won't associate with your ghost.

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[at Starbucks]

WWX: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with, uhh, seven espresso shots please

JC, next in line: jesus christ just do cocaine