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What is the Upstarts, but D&D Chowder?

Theron: Now for a gay update from Rexias. Rex?

Rex: Gettin' gayer.

Theron: Thanks, Rex.

#Rexias #Theron

Rex: Alright, listen here you little shits

Rex: Not you, Vinny. You're an angel and we're all thrilled you're here.

#Vinny #Rexias

Lahar: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Tor: Don't you mean tricks?

Lahar, pulling three knives out of his sleeve: I do not.

#tor #lahar

Rex: How many marshmallows do you think I could fit into my mouth? Fifteen?

Theron, sighing: You’re a hazard to society

Lahar: And a coward. Do twenty.

#rexias #lahar #theron

Rex: When have I ever done anything wrong?!

Tor: Do you want the list alphabetically or chronologically?

#tor #rexias

Mark: I wonder what Theron is thinking about

Theron: *Wii Shop music*

#theron #.mark.

Tor: I trust my friends implicitly.

Rex: And explicitly

Tor: Hm, maybe not.

#Whoops wrong blog

Rex: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Tor: I’m pretending you’re in jail

Tor: it’s surprisingly hearing

#tor #rex

Tor: don’t fear Death, fear the state in which you die.

Mark, in a horrified whisper: New Jersey

#mark #tor

Lahar: he died it natural causes

Tor: you pushed him off a roof?

Lahar: gravity is natural

#lahar #tor

Neferith: why are we lying on the ground?

Theron: you passed out, so I lied down next to you so everyone would think we were just chillin.

#theron #neferith

The Upstarts: Can we get some therapy? Can we PLEASE get some therapy?

Lahar: do you want to talk about talk about your feelings, Mark?

Tor: I do

Lahar: I know, Tor

Tor: I’m sad

Lahar: I know, Tor

#lahar #tor #mark

Rexias: how’s the most handsome man in the world?

Toblin, not looking up: I don’t know, how are you?

Rex, voice cracking: I’m fine

#rexias #toblin

Rex: what’re your three best qualities?

Neferith: I’m gay, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.

#rexias #neferith

Tor: you read my diary!?

Rex: well at first I didn’t know it was your diary, I thought it was just a very sad handwritten book.

#tor #rexias

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